Your perfect partner

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Into a natural and healthy lifestyle, over-all
will talk to me for hours about stuff that no one else cares about
wants to be a part of nature
loves animals and can at least deal with my snakes
Nerdy and an over thinker
Similar life views
likes children
likes to travel
is my best friend

Well, since this is the "fiction" aspect, I'd like someone who thinks everything I say or do is perfect.

My perfect partner would also be the woman that I am looking for right now. The biggest thing would be that she is an Aspie too (not a requisite, but a BIG plus). Having similar interests, a great personality, likes to stay in shape (i am being chaptered out of the Army and won't be required to exercise, but I don't think I could ever not exercise again, and want a woman that likes to exercise with me so we can motivate each other), and yes; there's more.

1. Likes animals (cats, snakes, lizards, and birds that can talk at the least).
2. Likes music (all types but cRAP and s^&t-hop)
3. Has a great musical ability and can actually sing and play musical instruments
4. Likes to learn and teach self to play new instruments
5. Likes poetry and writing and reading it (as well as other forms of literature).
6. Having a great deal in common
7. Being understanding, compassionate, trusting, trustWORTHY,
8. Doesn't mind a slightly morbid sense of humor
9. Is a complete goofball, but knows when to be amorous, passionate, caring etc
10. someone that understands me and takes me as i am. (This and number seven are the only ones that i will not back down on. if you can't do that, then you aren't for me is the way i see it).

Number ten and number seven of the numbered list are the only ones that i won't back down on. I will say that I would much prefer my ideal partner to be an Aspie because the one time I dated an Aspie things went perfectly until her father moved her so that he could live with her step-mom in a new state (i was in high school). If you don't fully understand everything here or want to talk to me about anything, just pm me and we can talk there or on my private gmail account later on if you would like. Relationships, life in general, having Aspie siblings (it's fun to have an Aspie sibling...I know), work, you name it...it gives me something to do when i am not at work.

I feel comfort in the fact that as picky as I am, I'm the most realistic person here.

My criteria: White, brunette, thin, conversational and not dumb, bitchy, religious or extremely political.

Well again some people are having trouble not rebelling against the very dreamy loftiness of summing up the PERFECT partner, and are determined to let bleak reality rain salt in that limpid pool.
Not me.
On an unrealistic but fun note:
She looks like Adriana Lima, hates dogs, likes cats. Smart, nerdy, good scrabble player. Compassionate, understands my interests will cut into our time together, and in fact has her own interests and friends to hang with when I'm not around. No-nonsense, appreciates the male definition of logic and how it can be applied to improve communication between us.
My fantasy went poof! on the rocks of the progeny question. I don't want kids. But if she's PERFECT, I might want to wife her so badly that I'd change my mind about kids.
Crap, is that salt I taste?

Can lay down on the couch and cuddle whilst enjoying a movie with me.

If I could design the perfect partner...hmmm...

-Loves all kinds of artsy music (prog rock, death metal, jazz, trip-hop, classical, etc.)
-Loves all things sci-fi and speculative fiction
-Can do something artistic or musical (i.e. play an instrument, photography, sing, paint, etc.)
-Is a 9-11 truther
-Loves researching conspiracy theories, alternative and ancient history, fringe science, etc.
-Enjoys movie/TV show marathons without falling asleep after the first 20 minutes
-Isn't too girly, but not too boyish, either
-Dark hair preferred, but not required
-Strong, independent (possibly defiant) personality (doesn't take sh*t from anyone)
-Enjoys a yearly camping trip

I'm sure I could add more.

hey all you adults are talking about your perfect mate. What is the perfect mate??
I am 17 and i just think that when they come around you will no, so dont bother making lists, your heart will no.

I think i have met the perfet guy for me and he is an aspy just like me but he might not be my partner forever.

Just take things one step at a time

Not sarcastic, I HATE sarcasm

Dark hair or redhead

Very independent, doesn't take BS from anyone

Loves dogs AND cats

Must be Catholic, but open-minded

Must love politics

Should have a strong sense of humor

Must be attractive and intelligent

Should have a desire to travel

Must love animals

Likely a vegetarian or a vegan

Must like movies, but a seething rage against romantic comedies

Must love poetry

Has to be a compassionate, understanding person

My desires are pretty simple. There is no minimum or maximum for looks or intelligence or interests or money/career or anything like that. I just want her to love me for who I am. To be similar in enough ways to make it work, like enjoying peace and quiet and having a very active sex drive. It would be nice if she would be willing to enjoy when I try to spoil her frequently, relish in touching each other any moment we have the chance, and not need to fight or argue to relieve stress. Any woman that I have gravitated towards is unique and kind and beautiful on the inside, and even if it's never worked out, I still have really valued that time I spent with them, so I have always been willing to try to meet them half way on the areas we are dissimilar.

-Not girly
-As awkward as me (so we don't go through the "Asperger's? That explains a lot..." routine)
-Quirky/similar sense of humor
-Gets a kick out of fake arguments
-Physically active and mostly eats healthy
-NOT a submissive type (Cuz I'm NOT a leader)
-Spends time outside
-Similar hobbies/tastes
-Hates sex

Someone who is pretty,smart,brave,compassionate,hard working,honest,loyal and understanding, and is serious but with a sense of humor and a bit of a mischevous streak

Nobody knows who their perfect partner is until they get married and stay married for 20 years or so. Then again, since nobody is perfect...

She must be 5 foot 9 and a half, weigh exactly 138 pounds, and she must play basketball and tennis. She will have shoulder length brown hair, and anything less than shoulder length will result in an annulled marriage. If she does not know how to make chicken marsala, SHE CAN GET THE f**k OUT. She will come from a wealthy family that can provide me with all the Filet Mignon I could ever want. She will do whatever I tell her to do, and she will drop everything she is doing to do it. She will practice blowjobs until she is enough of an expert to teach a course on the matter. In fact, if I'm in the mood, and she isn't, she will get in the mood when I tell her to. If I'm not in the mood, and she even hints at wanting to touch me, I will leave her at the side of the road, and her father will give me all his money and a written apology. She will not wear Adidas shoes, only Nike is acceptable. And most importantly, most importantly, if she EVER criticizes my love of professional wrestling, she will get a Rock Bottom right in the middle of the People's Carpet, and after all is said and done, the smoke has cleared, and the millions...AND MILLIONS, of my sperm are through swimming on her face, she will never...EVER...be the same, AGAIN!

Oh, and she will be good about not filing a lawsuit. Almost forgot that part.