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17 Jul 2010, 3:33 am

Grrrrrr......grrrrrr......

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17 Jul 2010, 8:04 am

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17 Jul 2010, 8:28 am

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All right, I get pissed off when someone goes on and on about lowering your expectations. Maybe I don't want to go out with Jabba the Slut?

When I was 17 these guys who pretended to be my friends so they could giggle like a bunch of b*****s at the antics they were able to talk me into doing. They wanted to do them but were to scared to do them like swearing at strangers, starting fights, vandalism. and other random stupidity. These guys were all making fun of me because I was still a virgin. They noticed this one girl in my art class was always talking to me or making excuses to hang out with me. So one of them took the initiative to tell her I liked her and wanted to go out with her. I told them I found her annoying and boring but they were telling me to keep my mouth shut about and say what she wants to here to get her. I did what they said and I finally got her to let me hang around with her at her house they would drop me off and leave me there. Finally after a week or two of hanging out with her she finally let me have sex with her. I went through with it I did what I had to and did not enjoy being with her.

I was stuck being with her when it was done she could not stop touching my hair or arms. I forced small talk while I faked some eye contact by looking at her forehead. It was horrible I cannot see how some men can have one night stand or sex with a prostitute. When my friends showed up all I could think off was that at least thats one thing they could nolonger make fun of me for. Wrong, she talked to them after I got into the car and when we pulled out of the drive way they all started laughing at me saying some guys like big girls. Then they said it is usually the woman who fakes enjoying being with the man not the other way around. Me forcing myself to be with her gave them even more stuff to pick on me about.

That's absolutely horrible. I'm sorry that happened to you.

On a personal note, I've found that my best luck with women was with those that annoyed me the most. It starts out by kissing a girl to make her shut up, and then it just takes a life of its own after that. The woman I'm with now started out like that, but she made up for the annoying part by being cute.

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17 Jul 2010, 2:26 pm

Moog wrote:

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Prostitutes? No thanks. If something doesn't happen naturally I'd rather it not happen at all.

The only problem is that its better to use prostitutes/escorts than to go insane alone. So if you really could care less, then stay away from them. But if it really bothers you, then a prostitute is an acceptable way for an aspie to find relief - and get much needed training.

No one goes insane from not seeing prostitutes. There's a very cheap and easy way to relieve sexual tension that every male knows from their teenage years... It's not quite as satisfying as sex with someone you love, but neither is seeing a prostitute.

Thanks Victor Malarek! If beating it were so great, then Toad would be on cloud 9!

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17 Jul 2010, 3:32 pm

Well $$ is all it takes to fix the problem....but then, the idea of having my genitalia waste away after spending a Jackson....AAAARRGHHJLSFCLNFLNSNFSEKFQQWEDELNMCD

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17 Jul 2010, 5:05 pm

RICKY5 wrote:

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Prostitutes? No thanks. If something doesn't happen naturally I'd rather it not happen at all.

Thanks Victor Malarek! If beating it were so great, then Toad would be on cloud 9!

You'll have to explain who Victor Malarek is. And I never claimed that 'beating it' was great, I was putting it forward as a useful and cheap alternative to not going insane that isn't prostitutes.

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17 Jul 2010, 5:18 pm

Although saying that, beating it can be quite nice actually. You never hear anyone saying how awful masturbation is. Apart from religious zealots.

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17 Jul 2010, 6:53 pm

Moog wrote:

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n4mwd wrote:

KaiG wrote:

Prostitutes? No thanks. If something doesn't happen naturally I'd rather it not happen at all.

Thanks Victor Malarek! If beating it were so great, then Toad would be on cloud 9!

You'll have to explain who Victor Malarek is. And I never claimed that 'beating it' was great, I was putting it forward as a useful and cheap alternative to not going insane that isn't prostitutes.

Malarek is this feminist eunuch of a journalist who thinks that guys who hire escorts are losers who need to "go get a relationship".

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17 Jul 2010, 7:19 pm

Well, what's that go to do with me? I don't think such things. If people want to use prostitutes, I'm okay with it. If people don't want relationships, that's fine. I just want to balance opinions. When someone comes in and says use prostitutes or go insane, I feel a need to address that.

I admit I'm as biased towards relationships as the ideal goal, as you are biased with your pro prostitution/anti love stance. I am not a eunuch and I don't treat anyone like a loser. My wish is for everyone get what they want, and what makes them happy.

I don't think you and some of the other pro prossie crew on this board realize how aggressive and single sided you are sometimes when you put over your opinions. That always makes me want to bring some balance.

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17 Jul 2010, 7:23 pm

Moog wrote:

Well, what's that go to do with me? I don't think such things. If people want to use prostitutes, I'm okay with it. If people don't want relationships, that's fine. I just want to balance opinions. When someone comes in and says use prostitutes or go insane, I feel a need to address that.

I admit I'm as biased towards relationships as the ideal goal, as you are biased with your pro prostitution/anti love stance. I am not a eunuch and I don't treat anyone like a loser. My wish is for everyone get what they want, and what makes them happy.

I don't think you and some of the other pro prossie crew on this board realize how aggressively and single sidedly you put over your opinions. That always makes me want to bring balance.

Dude. I was joking. Come to think of it, comparing anyone to a toolbox like Malarek is a bit harsh. My apologies

We're aggressive because we think it is more productive than seeing folks on here cry about how their sex life consists "nobody wubs me" and watching tentacle hentai.

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17 Jul 2010, 8:01 pm

Seriously, you just wanted to post that guy's name, didn't you? I mean, that's some obscure chap to make a joke around. Intended for an audience of one? *shrug*

There's more than one way to skin a cat. Sometimes it seems like you are a guy who found a shovel, and because you dug a really, really nice trench with it, and that made you happy, you seem to think that everyone's problems can be approached in terms of using a shovel. I guess that's to be expected, what with the Asperger's and everything.

But having said that though, I'm being a bit unfair. I did like it when you posted those tips a while back, quite useful I thought. And I do respect you wanting to knock some confidence into some folk. I think that comes from a place of genuine compassion. So keep up the good work, but please stop trying to whack everything with a shovel.

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17 Jul 2010, 8:52 pm

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I have some new tips inbound.

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17 Jul 2010, 9:00 pm

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Big emphasize on knck and shovel. So
E folks should not be coddled or at least called out for staying and repeating the same crap that keeps them in their bad situation. I pick on Toad because he needs to realize that whining nonstop and doing nothing to better himself will leas to
Nowehere.

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17 Jul 2010, 9:02 pm

Moog wrote:

There's more than one way to skin a cat. Sometimes it seems like you are a guy who found a shovel, and because you dug a really, really nice trench with it, and that made you happy, you seem to think that everyone's problems can be approached in terms of using a shovel.

That's a really good way of putting it. It doesn't matter whether the person craves romantic love, sexual love, or just friendship with women, RICKY5 advises to have sex with a prostitute as if it is some kind of cure-all. I'm not saying his intentions are bad, but applying a technique which doesn't really apply is hardly good problem-solving.

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18 Jul 2010, 9:24 am

CrinklyCrustacean wrote:

Moog wrote:

The reason I advise it is because the emotional void so many folks here feel is directly tied into not having their physical needs met.

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18 Jul 2010, 11:31 am

RICKY5 wrote:

The reason I advise it is because the emotional void so many folks here feel is directly tied into not having their physical needs met.

I think for lots of people that's true, but I still don't understand it. I can't seem to put myself in other people's places in that regard. Ok, I know I'm not adding to the discussion - I've been reading it, but I just don't understand. :cry:

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