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23 Dec 2010, 3:15 pm

One good way to get your hopes up for "getting laid" is to not start threads asking how to get laid. I do wonder how many females feel about this question being made, or would feel if they eventually found out.

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23 Dec 2010, 3:39 pm

If you are good looking and women find you attractive, but you dont know how to take the initiative, then you need to be around women when they take the initiative, namely, when they are drunk.
Worked for me.

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23 Dec 2010, 6:09 pm

Beauty_pact wrote:

Maybe they feel if they make enough topics about the subject, their wish will come true!

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23 Dec 2010, 6:25 pm

IndispensablePG wrote:

Beauty_pact wrote:

Maybe they feel if they make enough topics about the subject, their wish will come true!

Lol. I guess the wishing well is too outdated I guess. XD

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23 Dec 2010, 8:03 pm

Beauty_pact wrote:

Spot on! No girl is going to want to get with a guy who's posting threads asking how to get laid, Aspie or not!

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23 Dec 2010, 8:17 pm

IndispensablePG wrote:

Beauty_pact wrote:

Maybe they feel if they make enough topics about the subject, their wish will come true!

I do. And creating some has introduced me to some women on here who understand where I'm coming from, it's just logistically unrealistic for us to meet up.

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23 Dec 2010, 9:32 pm

fb5b wrote:

Spot on! No girl is going to want to get with a guy who's posting threads asking how to get laid, Aspie or not!

Actually...quite a few do believe it or not. You just have to post pictures of your really long tongue :lol:

or well have more to you than just that.

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23 Dec 2010, 10:12 pm

or have more confidence then anyone here does lol

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23 Dec 2010, 10:17 pm

Actually a pity party can attract unstable women who will put out very fast. Confidence rules too though...but honestly I had more girls into me back when I was depressed. Probably doesn't help that I was more social back then too.

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23 Dec 2010, 10:33 pm

yeah 2 years ago I was charming the pants (often literally) off several girls on this site (don't think any of them post here anymore, though I saved PM's)
but as I aged, online became, well a pointless conquest
I am very charming when the situation is in my favour, but it doesn't transfer in real life

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23 Dec 2010, 10:58 pm

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sillycat wrote:

There are many contexts with utilize "Laid"

such as Laid off (from work), to do this be a useless worker who intentionally doesn't live up to your true potential, and doesn't output resources that surpasses your maintenance. Instead of mining for clients, and or possible leads of revenue for the company, watch porn and play video games.

Laying an Egg: Inject yourself with Poultry genes. Get pregnant. Inject yourself with Serpent Genes, get pregnant..If human: Ovulate every month.

Laying bricks (Job). Register for Masonry at a technical school, apply to a construction company, work at trade of Masonry, join Freemasons (or their Female co-organization Eastern Star).

Lay minister: Study religious scriptures and become active in a religious community, but DON'T engage in Clerical studies and become a Clergy member.

Laid (Context: full from a bag of Frito Lay's snacks). Go to your closest grocery store, or convinence store: Examples: 7-11, Circle K, Esso, Winks, Am Pm, Quicky Mart, Walmart, Albertsons, Real Canadian Superstore, Safeway (too expensive, but meh it's your money), Family Mart, Wistons (Asia). etc etc etc. Go home, and serve snacks (in a bowl, or out of the bag).

Laying (betting): Plan a vacation to destinations where gambling is legalized, Atlantic City, Macau, Las Vegas, Monaco, etc etc etc. Save up for a vacation. exchange currency for The Casino's currency, in the form of Chips. Attend a casino game during betting phase, place chip on gaming board.

Laying (sleeping, dead, setting down), move your body into a position parallel to a surface, (ie water (using a floation device ie floating chair, flutter board), rest your limbs and torso flush to the surface.

If Dead.... rest the corpse in a dignified and peaceful position, or if victim of trauma (ie a fight or homocide), fall backwards after trauma inflicted.. get outlined by chalk....

If a video game or ficticious death, Fly backwards screaming, wait for game over credits to finish and option screen to present opportunities to restart the game or continue.....

Assuming that you really are that inept, I mean engaging in recreational sexual intercourse with a human female without the intention of procreation.

i'd venture a guess that they're more sarcastic than inept.
Probably making fun of the naivety of your question.

the obvious answer is hookers, escorts, & slu*ty club/bar women who are also just looking for a lay.
or maybe try looking for or putting an ad for that on craigslist?
However no one with even a shred of moral integrity is going to tell you how to fool a girl into thinking you care about her just so she'll sleep with you. The world simply doesn't work that way.

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24 Dec 2010, 12:34 am

One word: prostitution. It's legal in South Africa, India, Mexico, certain parts of Europe, and eastern Australia.

JK. If you're like me, you want the emotional aspect with it. I suggest just making sure you are totally mutual with your girl, and ask for it. Don't take my word, though. I've never actually tried it... I think it's illegal in the U.S. if you're my age.

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24 Dec 2010, 12:49 am

Go downtown with twenty bucks in your pocket around 1 AM. Just kidding.

All I will say is don't bother with getting all worked up about. Yes its fun when it happens, but its not like there's going to be a crown on your head after you get laid. Most people are smart enough to know that young relationships are usually stupid and impulsive.

Just don't beat yourself up for it. If anyone tries to tell you that they're better than you for getting laid, tell them that maybe they should consider a career in prostitution if that's their only claim to fame above you.

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24 Dec 2010, 12:54 am

countzarroff wrote:

Just don't beat yourself up for it. If anyone tries to tell you that they're better than you for getting laid, tell them that maybe they should consider a career in prostitution if that's their only claim to fame above you.

I'm probably one of a few virgins in my circle of friends/acquaintances. And I hate myself for it. Me and the mental sledgehammer are friends. I don't think I'll give up my virginity until I'm well into my 30s

It sucks.

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24 Dec 2010, 1:29 am

When I was in my early 20's I met a guy whose technique was to walk up to every girl at a party or bar and say "Hey, do you want to have sex with me?"

I said: "My god, you must get your face slapped a lot".

He said: "Yes I do, but very often one will say yes. This saves me a lot of time buying drinks for the wrong woman. If they all say no then I can spend the evening drinking with my buddies."

It makes sense in a crude way.

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24 Dec 2010, 1:37 am

nthach wrote:

countzarroff wrote:

It sucks.

Well you always have your friends here. I'm sorry to hear that its hurting you though. Tomorrow is always a new day.

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