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04 Jan 2011, 6:46 pm

I had a dream about a terrible Weekend at Bernies 3 trailer.



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04 Jan 2011, 6:58 pm

Even in your own dreams you get cockblocked.

Thats just so unfair :(



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04 Jan 2011, 6:58 pm

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And you're right - no wonder a lot of women here seem to like you.


They haven't been in my presence when my flatulance lets its existance be known



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04 Jan 2011, 7:07 pm

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Even in your own dreams you get cockblocked.

Thats just so unfair :(


Yes. Anyway, I am not naturally good looking. Had to workout.


I bet if I had money/decent job I wouldnt be dating either.



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04 Jan 2011, 7:14 pm

Your fine. Your problem isn't your looks

Your problem is your anally retentive on negativity to the point that you blocked up your shite pipe and need to send the plumber down there to wack it open. All the angst of trying to find reasons for not getting anywhere has churned up n glued all the crap together so your gonna need some serious laxitives to shift that load off your head.

So yeah, chill, become a bit more comfortable in your own flesh, speak to people go out and meet others women, men both and actually learn to be a human being. When you talk to people like other fellow members of the same race they occasionally reciprocate the kindness.

But don't worry i'm sure you'l find reason 10,000,0029 for why your not successful that will have nothing relevant to what people have told you and you will continue to walk the land like an eternal emperors new clothes story bollock naked with your shrinking apendage following suit.



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04 Jan 2011, 7:53 pm

Laz wrote:
Your fine. Your problem isn't your looks

Your problem is your anally retentive on negativity to the point that you blocked up your shite pipe and need to send the plumber down there to wack it open. All the angst of trying to find reasons for not getting anywhere has churned up n glued all the crap together so your gonna need some serious laxitives to shift that load off your head.

So yeah, chill, become a bit more comfortable in your own flesh, speak to people go out and meet others women, men both and actually learn to be a human being. When you talk to people like other fellow members of the same race they occasionally reciprocate the kindness.

But don't worry i'm sure you'l find reason 10,000,0029 for why your not successful that will have nothing relevant to what people have told you and you will continue to walk the land like an eternal emperors new clothes story bollock naked with your shrinking apendage following suit.



Wow, I didn't know I am that negative. So, that's my issue? Could I be doing FINANCIALLY OK and get a girlfriend?


There is an aspie on here who post frequently who makes a good income. Yet, he is struggling too.



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04 Jan 2011, 10:09 pm

Hi ApsieGuy! You look fine. I think you're concern is mostly on still being single or can't find a date. The question is, have you let the world or people know you're looking for one? Dates don't just come to you even if you're very good looking, rich or stable and what not. Those maybe are pluses in attracting potential dates, but dating or finding a date is conscious effort too, like expose yourself out there. let people know you're in the market, be in the dating market, so people know they could buy. you know what i mean?

And yeah don't think you can't find anyone to date, you will. maybe you're just not looking or not looking enough.. maybe your actions or priorities is leading you to a different direction, so try change it up a bit. and yeah don't be negative and hopeless, there's always a bright side in everything and there's always hope. believe and focus that you'll find a date and you will, that would lead you to what you're looking for. dont think that you have to be so many great things that you are not to attract people, you are somewhat rejecting yourself that way. you are great and lovable in your own way. show and share that with people. working yourself to riches, working out to hunkify yourself out is not exactly sharing yourself with anyone, dating is sharing yourself to someone. so share. i hope you get what i mean..

anyway.. good luck.. :)


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04 Jan 2011, 10:20 pm

NcNbl wrote:
Hi ApsieGuy! You look fine. I think you're concern is mostly on still being single or can't find a date. The question is, have you let the world or people know you're looking for one? Dates don't just come to you even if you're very good looking, rich or stable and what not. Those maybe are pluses in attracting potential dates, but dating or finding a date is conscious effort too, like expose yourself out there. let people know you're in the market, be in the dating market, so people know they could buy. you know what i mean?

And yeah don't think you can't find anyone to date, you will. maybe you're just not looking or not looking enough.. maybe your actions or priorities is leading you to a different direction, so try change it up a bit. and yeah don't be negative and hopeless, there's always a bright side in everything and there's always hope. believe and focus that you'll find a date and you will, that would lead you to what you're looking for. dont think that you have to be so many great things that you are not to attract people, you are somewhat rejecting yourself that way. you are great and lovable in your own way. show and share that with people. working yourself to riches, working out to hunkify yourself out is not exactly sharing yourself with anyone, dating is sharing yourself to someone. so share. i hope you get what i mean..

anyway.. good luck.. :)


Well, as you can see I am in decent shape in that picture. However, I was really scrawny prior to working out. I noticed it's easier to get women to talk to you when your in decent shape. So, I kind of assumed the same with a decent job?



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04 Jan 2011, 10:23 pm

Let me give you guys an idea of the type of girl im trying to date:

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The 6-7/10 facially chick. Not a knockout, but still slightly above average.


I might be breaking some forum rule by posting someone else's picture........



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04 Jan 2011, 11:00 pm

bump



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04 Jan 2011, 11:15 pm

ApsieGuy wrote:
Let me give you guys an idea of the type of girl im trying to date:

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The 6-7/10 facially chick. Not a knockout, but still slightly above average.


I might be breaking some forum rule by posting someone else's picture........


6-7/10? She is stunning. Please please, you really need to stop with this obsession with image and status - they will see right through you!


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04 Jan 2011, 11:23 pm

bucephalus wrote:
ApsieGuy wrote:
Let me give you guys an idea of the type of girl im trying to date:

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The 6-7/10 facially chick. Not a knockout, but still slightly above average.


I might be breaking some forum rule by posting someone else's picture........


6-7/10? She is stunning. Please please, you really need to stop with this obsession with image and status - they will see right through you!



Well, that would explain why she turned me down. Yes, I know her in real life. She has a good job....mid 30s.



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04 Jan 2011, 11:31 pm

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04 Jan 2011, 11:37 pm

The fact that a good looking and accomplished woman in her '30 rejected you has nothing to do with your looks or job.


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04 Jan 2011, 11:54 pm

Sallamandrina wrote:
The fact that a good looking and accomplished woman in her '30 rejected you has nothing to do with your looks or job.


Why would a good looking 30 something year old date some mediocre looking 23 year old still in college while everyone else graduated?



I think that has to do a LITTLE something with it??? Does it mean that's 100% of it? No....


Furthermore, I have always preferred older women for some reason. Like they have that sort of emotional safe blanket they can provide me with.



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05 Jan 2011, 12:08 am

bucephalus wrote:
ApsieGuy wrote:
Let me give you guys an idea of the type of girl im trying to date:

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The 6-7/10 facially chick. Not a knockout, but still slightly above average.


I might be breaking some forum rule by posting someone else's picture........


6-7/10? She is stunning. Please please, you really need to stop with this obsession with image and status - they will see right through you!



I think I just take it too far. Yes be decent looking. Yes stay in shape. Yes get an education..........





After that, its all personality.