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19 Jan 2011, 10:58 am

I'd like to point out that I knew it from the get go.


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19 Jan 2011, 9:27 pm

Listen! women dont like me either. i think alot of guys here know how you feel. If you cant make a friend what in the world makes you think women will be attracted to you? exactly. :lol:


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19 Jan 2011, 9:43 pm

LordoftheMonkeys wrote:
I am a guy in his 20s. I'm single and a virgin for life due to the fact that I'm overweight and don't shower often enough. But that shouldn't matter, should it? Why do women have to be so shallow? All I want is a decent, good-looking girlfriend (7/10 or higher) who isn't concerned with superficial things like looks.

I'm starting to lose hope. I've been playing the numbers game for quite some time, must have asked out at least 60 women in the past year. All of them rejected me because they're shallow bit¢hes who judge me by things that don't matter. I have no male friends; I only have friendships with women, and most of these friendships are the result of my (so far) fruitless attempts to get in their pants.

I am really desperate. I have no interests or hobbies other than sitting around in my room wishing I was getting laid. I have no job and live with my parents. Maybe if I made $100,000 a year and drove a Mustang, girls would go for me. I don't know; I just wish someone would love me. I don't even care about sex anymore. I just want a relationship. Why does prostitution have to be illegal?

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I've been friend-zoned so many times it's not funny. Can anyone please help me?


If you don't want to put any work into how you look, how do expect to pick up someone who does? No disrespect just asking. If you are that worried about getting laid then go to vegas and get it over with. It isn't as huge of a deal as made out to be. But really if you want to pick up a girl clean up a bit, buy a nice suit and go out. If you are not willing to do that you need to shoot lower. I have a feeling this is a joke thread but if it is not and you really need help, try to calm down a bit about the sex things and shoot for girls more in range of your looks/hygenie level.



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19 Jan 2011, 10:14 pm

First of all, quit talking about getting laid...look for love over sex...and start working out. Nobody wants a 'Stinking Obeast.'



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19 Jan 2011, 10:25 pm

Uhm, LordoftheMonkeys is joking in reference to some of the threads here. Very clever, LotM. Now like I said, have a bath! :twisted:



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19 Jan 2011, 10:31 pm

Peko wrote:
Stop whining and take a freakin' bath. :roll: :roll: :roll:


+1

Seriously. Showering isn't hard. Soap is your friiiiiiiiiiiiiend.



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19 Jan 2011, 10:41 pm

And people still take this seriously even though it's been established that this is a joke. :D

Overall, thank you, I needed a good laugh.



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20 Jan 2011, 12:02 am

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God, not this crap again. :roll: If we offered you any advice, would you even take it or do you just want to b***h for it's own sake?

1) Take a shower more often. Is that so hard? Take one at least every other day, and at any time you want. Smelling bad makes people not want to be around you even if the people you are around are just acquaintances. Smelling bad when trying to date is just a plain turnoff.

2) You are being pretty shallow yourself. Trying to build a relationship in a week and only to get laid? Considering you aren't even trying to being your A-game when it comes to making an impressive first impression, any girl that would be willing to sleep with you now (without you making major changes) is probably more trouble than she's worth.

You need to improve your hygiene and go see a therapist to work on you outlook on relationships. Most people here are not in a position to help you. You need professional help.



I wholeheartedly concur with this posting! I could not have said it better! ROFLMAO!! !



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20 Jan 2011, 1:39 am

Good job OP, you got me there but as I kept reading this thread I started to think "is this some joke?" It was funny. Good job.


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20 Jan 2011, 4:36 am

I can understand the pain of LordoftheMonkeys since I'm pretty much in the same situation. Life rarely turns out as good as we imagine so sometimes we just have to compromise with what we've got. Water is very expensive where I live so I only shower about once in two days.

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20 Jan 2011, 6:59 am

Allstar wrote:
First of all, quit talking about getting laid...look for love over sex...and start working out. Nobody wants a 'Stinking Obeast.'


Who needs love if you can get laid all the time. :D

Have you ever heard Hugh Hefner complain about his life? :twisted:



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20 Jan 2011, 8:21 am

EDIT: Ah okay, just wasted a well-thought out reply on a joke thread... but cool though.



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20 Jan 2011, 8:24 am

The thread is a joke! A joke!



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20 Jan 2011, 8:27 am

emlion wrote:
The thread is a joke! A joke!


Meh. I don't think it's that funny. Maybe it's just the mood I'm in or whatever. :/



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20 Jan 2011, 8:34 am

Erisad wrote:
emlion wrote:
The thread is a joke! A joke!


Meh. I don't think it's that funny. Maybe it's just the mood I'm in or whatever. :/


Well, i didn't say a funny joke.
Least it's better than another 'boo hoo no attractive women want me.' thread.



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20 Jan 2011, 8:37 am

emlion wrote:
Erisad wrote:
emlion wrote:
The thread is a joke! A joke!


Meh. I don't think it's that funny. Maybe it's just the mood I'm in or whatever. :/


Well, i didn't say a funny joke.
Least it's better than another 'boo hoo no attractive women want me.' thread.


If it's not funny, there's no point in telling it. :/

True. Hell, I kind of want L&D to get closed down for that reason. It's just a bitchier version of the Haven.