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27 Feb 2011, 6:18 pm

really? there's lots of girls who go to a club solely to have sex.
i know i used to.

or maybe i live in a really slu*ty area. :lol:

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27 Feb 2011, 6:41 pm

emlion.. you scots need to export some of those ovah' the ocean.

Smoked Salmon and Girls that buy you Drinks. mmmmm

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27 Feb 2011, 6:53 pm

emlion wrote:

really? there's lots of girls who go to a club solely to have sex.
i know i used to.

or maybe i live in a really slu*ty area. :lol:

Sounds like a nice town, wherever it is, haha.

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27 Feb 2011, 7:17 pm

emlion wrote:

really? there's lots of girls who go to a club solely to have sex.
i know i used to.

or maybe i live in a really slu*ty area. :lol:

slu*ty area and girls buy guy drinks. What's next? Unicorns that hand out candy?

'Cause, seriously. If there's a unicorn that hands out candy, I'm there.

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27 Feb 2011, 7:28 pm

flamemasterelan wrote:

emlion wrote:

really? there's lots of girls who go to a club solely to have sex.
i know i used to.

or maybe i live in a really slu*ty area. :lol:

slu*ty area and girls buy guy drinks. What's next? Unicorns that hand out candy?

'Cause, seriously. If there's a unicorn that hands out candy, I'm there.

Hell yeah! And it would be good to be friends with a unicorn, because it could really hurt your enemies. I mean, really, even a normal horse could really hurt somebody anyway, just imagine if it had a horn! People can call unicorns wimpy all they want, but seriously, they would be nothing to mess with! And you could ride on its back while eating candy and having it gore your enemies to death... OK, OK, I'm getting a little too silly here.

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27 Feb 2011, 7:37 pm

Xeno wrote:

flamemasterelan wrote:

emlion wrote:

really? there's lots of girls who go to a club solely to have sex.
i know i used to.

or maybe i live in a really slu*ty area. :lol:

slu*ty area and girls buy guy drinks. What's next? Unicorns that hand out candy?

'Cause, seriously. If there's a unicorn that hands out candy, I'm there.

Clearly.

Everyone knows unicorns are forbidden from harming living creatures. It robs them of their purity.

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28 Feb 2011, 3:13 am

emlion wrote:

what? gender has nothing to do with it. :roll:

it takes a guy and a girl to get laid - so guys must find it just as easy, else how would the girls get laid, right?

Gender clearly has a huge amount to do with it. Most women wait for men to make all the initial moves which means those males that aren't great at it are at a major disadvantage, whereas the females who aren't are in the same position as all the other females - waiting for us. I'm aware (and have experienced) that there are exceptions to the rule but this seems to be the case 99% of the time.

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28 Feb 2011, 3:17 am

emlion wrote:

i'm not denying that it's a flawless plan, but it's better to try than not to?

Definitely, which is why I created this post.

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28 Feb 2011, 4:22 am

flamemasterelan wrote:

Xeno wrote:

flamemasterelan wrote:

emlion wrote:

really? there's lots of girls who go to a club solely to have sex.
i know i used to.

or maybe i live in a really slu*ty area. :lol:

slu*ty area and girls buy guy drinks. What's next? Unicorns that hand out candy?

'Cause, seriously. If there's a unicorn that hands out candy, I'm there.

Clearly.

Everyone knows unicorns are forbidden from harming living creatures. It robs them of their purity.

Are women so hard to find that you are now fantasizing about unicorns?.

I never had a thing for unicorns but a unicorn that protects you from possible enemies and gives candy sounds great.

However I think we are missing an important point here. What kind of candy does this unicorn give?. Theres a wide variety and not everyone is into the same things.

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28 Feb 2011, 8:10 am

i want some of this unicorn candy.

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28 Feb 2011, 9:53 am

First thing that came to mind when i read unicorn candy.

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28 Feb 2011, 1:27 pm

MXH wrote:

First thing that came to mind when i read unicorn candy.

That's pretty gross and there's not even a horn (no comments about his hand)!

I hate the word 'candy' :evil:

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28 Feb 2011, 1:38 pm

Mark198423 wrote:

emlion wrote:

i'm not denying that it's a flawless plan, but it's better to try than not to?

Definitely, which is why I created this post.

I've been thinking further about this and I think a major problem I have here is that I'm not reading signals once contact is initiated, is there anything anyone can advise to look for that will tell me I should move in (kissing, etc)?

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28 Feb 2011, 2:05 pm

I tend to initiate the kissing and stuff.
Men are often oblivious, or scared to make a move. :lol:

Or you could go for the cute awkward 'can i kiss you now?' thing, that makes me melt.

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28 Feb 2011, 2:28 pm

spongy wrote:

flamemasterelan wrote:

Xeno wrote:

flamemasterelan wrote:

emlion wrote:

really? there's lots of girls who go to a club solely to have sex.
i know i used to.

or maybe i live in a really slu*ty area. :lol:

slu*ty area and girls buy guy drinks. What's next? Unicorns that hand out candy?

'Cause, seriously. If there's a unicorn that hands out candy, I'm there.

Clearly.

Everyone knows unicorns are forbidden from harming living creatures. It robs them of their purity.

I might be different, but I don't actively look for a girlfriend, or to get laid, or any of that jazz. I pretty much just ignore the whole relationship thing until a girl that fits my tastes falls into my lap(so to speak), and then pursue her. Sometimes it works out, sometimes I get my heart broken.

And unicorns give out all sorts of candy. Candy necklaces, rock candy, gummy bears...really, just anything that's made of pure sugar, and not chocolate or caramel or anything like that. Because there are other animals for those candies.

emlion wrote:

i want some of this unicorn candy. :mad:

Stay away from my unicorn!

Unless there's a drink in it for me...I mean, then I guess I could let you have a little bit of the unicorn's candy...maybe...possibly...

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28 Feb 2011, 2:46 pm

candy for sex is a good trade.

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