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28 Mar 2011, 8:28 am

If a man likes me I need them to tell me, otherwise I will never know lol.

Flirting goes over my head as I can never tell if they are flirting with me or just being nice or just chatting in passing or...

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28 Mar 2011, 9:59 am

all_white, it's disappointing that MCalavera is not receptive to your advances. He will never get to run his fingers through your gorgeous silky locks.

And Crinkly, poi-fect! Now where are the rest of the offerings?

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28 Mar 2011, 10:03 am

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all_white, it's disappointing that MCalavera is not receptive to your advances. He will never get to run his fingers through your gorgeous silky locks.

Thank you, Esther.

:cry:

I was only messing around really - but he is very cute, which is why I was messing around with him.

I suck at virtual romance. I need live action in the flesh.

All the men on here are too far away to give me any goosebumps.

LOL

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28 Mar 2011, 10:29 am

MCalavera wrote:

all_white wrote:

MCalavera wrote:

It's ok. I'm a gentleman. It's not in my heart to deprive kids of the joy of having some fun.

Shame you didn't seem to notice I was flirting, and never sprinted to get the Axe Africa spray.

It's too late now. The moment's gone.

*Slinks away to weep over life-sized picture of MCalavera taped to her ceiling*

:lmao:

If poo jokes are what you call flirting, you really need to do a better job.

Want some tips?

Tell me how sexy I am. That should do wonders.

خرى عليك خرى يا مكلفيرة ، أرفتنا بقصة الخرى

تع نيكني

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28 Mar 2011, 10:31 am

Esther wrote:

em_tsuj wrote:

So the question is how would you like to be approached?

To approach me, you must meet the following requirements:

- Be wearing a long fuchsia velvet cape
- Be bearing a treasure chest heaving with 24-karat gold coins and gems
- Be holding a sceptre
- Be driving a Bentley
- Have a Centurion card from American Express
- Look like Wentworth Miller
- If you're dumb, even better

- And last but not least, you must have this

on your head the whole time. You can never take it off or it's over before anything even starts!

Or you can just be funny, kind and nice.

That's how Stańczyk was used to approach girls!! !

[img][800:779]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/1529/69980128.jpg[/img]

Yea...I know....he was doing it wrong!

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28 Mar 2011, 10:36 am

all_white wrote:

I was only messing around really - but he is very cute, which is why I was messing around with him.

...
All the men on here are too far away to give me any goosebumps.

LOL

This is true. He reminds me a little of Enrique Iglesias.

I think you'll find that not only are the men here too far away, most of them will rationalize your flirtations.

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28 Mar 2011, 10:46 am

all_white wrote:

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh....tremble.....swoon.......Thud).

Esther, I believe you are right.

He was only noticing the part where I was teasing him about being a poo.

Alas, he blissfully ignored the part where I blatently fell down at his feet with a most dramatic thud.

What more could any man want?

That's what I call implying something.

LOL

I wonder if it's a male Aspie thing? Or are other females like this as well?

I am beginning to see that if I swooned at an Aspie's feet in real life, he would probably leave me lying there, march up to the barman and complain indignantly: "I demand you get that floor fixed. My friend just tripped over something."

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28 Mar 2011, 11:13 am

all_white wrote:

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh....tremble.....swoon.......Thud).

I would be like "Can't you move this thing to the corner?"

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28 Mar 2011, 11:14 am

all_white wrote:

I am beginning to see that if I swooned at an Aspie's feet in real life, he would probably leave me lying there, march up to the barman and complain indignantly: "I demand you get that floor fixed. My friend just tripped over something."

His name wouldn't happen to be Grisha, would it? Except that Grisha would not demand. He is far too polite and nice for that kinda thing.

And Boo, I saw your other Stanczyk posts. Funny stuff!

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28 Mar 2011, 11:16 am

:lmao:

Oh dear.

You. Really. Did. Make. Me. Laugh.

Whilst I love a lot of my Aspieness, this is one Aspie trait I am glad I do not have. The being blind to flirting thing.

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28 Mar 2011, 11:18 am

all_white wrote:

:lmao:

Oh dear.

You. Really. Did. Make. Me. Laugh.

Whilst I love a lot of my Aspieness, this is one Aspie trait I am glad I do not have. The being blind to flirting thing.

Wait , do you think Esther was flirting me all along?

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28 Mar 2011, 11:22 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Wait , do you think Esther was flirting me all along?

Don't know anything about you and Esther. :?:

I was laughing at the idea that, not only would you abandon a hot-blooded woman and leave her to swoon on the floor in the peak of unsated desire, but you'd go one step further and call her a "thing."

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28 Mar 2011, 11:29 am

I've been flirting with you since August 2010, Boo. I gave up around mid-January this year.

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28 Mar 2011, 11:30 am

LOL LOL LOL LOL

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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28 Mar 2011, 11:33 am

And they say aspie guys don't have it harder ......yea right.

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28 Mar 2011, 11:35 am

all_white wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Wait , do you think Esther was flirting me all along?

Don't know anything about you and Esther. :?:

An unmovable lifeless object..... sounds petty much a thing to me.

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