Reasons why you're a GOOD catch

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I am
-patient.
-understanding.
-intelligent (if it is not too bold to say so).
-loyal.
-honest.
-sincere.
-reasonable.
-funny (I'm told).

I like
-cooking.
-cleaning (sometimes).
-sexy activities.
-making people smile.

I am not
-dramatic/overemotional.
-in need of constant attention/affirmations of affection.
-afflicted with PMS.
-easily made jealous or angry.

I have
-hobbies.
-interests.

Despite every sh*t and drama in my life, I still end up thinking quite highly of myself.

I am a good cook
I will do my best to make the one I love happy
I will do housework

My voice is my musical instrument. I will play it to attracts female.

My personality must be friendly and magnetic.

My gentlemen spirit shall be the knight and chivalrous for all fair maidens.

My confidence is my strength for meeting females.


These should be my growing awareness of ability that might be useful.

I thought of another one.
When I talk about a crush or am in a relationship; I am very nauseatingly sweet

I'm sweet, I'm completely and utterly unchangeingly loyal.

This list will be much shorter, but here goes:

- Extremely devoted/loyal/faithful/affectionate
- Eager to please partner
- Adventurous
- High IQ (whatever that is)
- Curious, well-read
- Extremely low-maintanence
- Financially secure/independent
- Above-average income

Most importantly:

- I have a totally bitchin' Jeep

Well, women are as varied as the stars themselves so I'll try to be as general as possible.

Intelligent, dedicated, kind, loving, can cook, musical, quite creative, positive and (mostly) confident.

And let's not forget, I put the toilet seat down after I use it.

Good things about me that makes me a perfect match:

- Most passionate.
- Nowadays hard to anger.
- Laid back and relaxed.
- Easy to get on with once you know me.
- I can see two sides of things.
- I don't look into looks but more into personality.
- I don't hold grudges anymore.

But anyways, I'm taken so sorry ladies of WP.

Frankly, I don't think any of my qualities could be useful in a relationship. I'm great at learning new skills. So what?

- I have been constructed with 100% pure awesome
- My hair smells like pomegranate
- I can read tarot for you
- I can lull you to sleep with my lengthy explanations of early American history that are only interesting to me
- Committed to my memory is the dialogue from every Mel Brooks movie, Kevin Smith movie, and Star Wars movie
- Give me bonfire camp-outs and fishing trips around key geocaching locations (and beer) over a candlelit dinner in a four-star restaurant... I'm not "low maintenance", it's just a different kind of maintenance
- My dream cars: a Chevy Traverse for family shuttling; an International Harvester Scout for fun
- I don't mess around
- I have enough self-respect to leave your sorry butt if you betray or abuse me.

I won't kill you. I promise.
I keep my promises.

1. I can watch a Catherine Cookson video without throwing up.

2. I can offer bottom-line housing security and food security - it's a bit basic but very real and useful.

3. Fair sexual service.....I don't ejaculate every time these days but I can still hold an erection pretty much indefinitely and I always love it when my partner comes. Happy to experiment as long as nobody gets hurt and the props aren't too chavish. Nice bod, according to some sources.

4. Very loyal socially and sexually. I only need one good partner.

5. Deeply caring.....if my partner is unhappy, then I'm unhappy and I want to help fix it.

6. Willing to compromise over special interests if they threaten quality time with gf.

7. Willing to hug, kiss and cuddle frequently as long as it's not too sudden or tickly.

8. Willing to try and listen with my heart....with some success.

9. Able to admit to weakness and insecurity as well as strength.

10. Able to express GENUINE admiration and pride in partner's good qualities. I don't mean this NT soft-soap hype.

11. Refreshingly honest without being ridiculously, brutally frank.

12. Can talk intelligently on almost any subject.

13. Generally bright, genial, personable style.

14. Egalitarian....fair play is what I'm about.

15. Clean drivers licence.

16. Healthy, especially considering chronological age.

Loyal
Forthright
Doesn't play "games"
Clean
Organized
Ambitious
Hard working
Intelligent
Not a sports fan
Love antiquing

Not that any woman I've met has appreciated or found any of these qualities desirable. When I have money and success perhaps...

I can never describe myself so I thought if I was a car...

cute but not flashy
small in size but powerful
smooth riding and not afraid to take the scenic route
economical
low maintenance
a little rust but still solid
decent sound system
equipped with emergency kit
tow package (two kids)
non smoking owner