I am probably the most handsome ever never ot had sex.

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08 Jun 2011, 4:02 pm

LordoftheMonkeys wrote:

I love how people talk about how they could have easily had sex, and yet they're still desperate virgins. That's like Bill Gates saying "Yeah, I'm filthy rich and I can easily afford a mansion on my own private island, but I live on the streets eating out of a garbage can. Fu¢k my life!".

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What's next? The "Oh noes, my e-peen is too big for all dem poon! Whut am I gonna do?" You know what, it's getting old.

^ i confess these gave me the lulz

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08 Jun 2011, 6:31 pm

hyperlexian wrote:

TB wrote:

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YourMother wrote:

OneStepBeyond wrote:

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Picture or it didnt happen.

Also, everyone knows I am the most handsome virgin around here. The only reason I'm virgin is because women tend to climax just by looking at me, rendering sex completely useless for them.

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08 Jun 2011, 9:11 pm

Magnus_Rex wrote:

hyperlexian wrote:

TB wrote:

OneStepBeyond wrote:

YourMother wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

YourMother wrote:

OneStepBeyond wrote:

TB wrote:

Picture or it didnt happen.

Also, everyone knows I am the most handsome virgin around here. The only reason I'm virgin is because women tend to climax just by looking at me, rendering sex completely useless for them.

Just women? Your avatar alone made me light-headed and started my heart racing--I can only imagine the effect of your visage in person! What happens when you see yourself in the mirror?

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08 Jun 2011, 10:54 pm

So you want a pic of me?I remember one time i was standing and a girl said too his other friend which is a girl ;;See this guy,what a <name of a cake(meaning very handsome and sweet)>''.

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08 Jun 2011, 11:36 pm

heckeler06 wrote:

Magnus_Rex wrote:

hyperlexian wrote:

TB wrote:

OneStepBeyond wrote:

YourMother wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

YourMother wrote:

OneStepBeyond wrote:

TB wrote:

Picture or it didnt happen.

Also, everyone knows I am the most handsome virgin around here. The only reason I'm virgin is because women tend to climax just by looking at me, rendering sex completely useless for them.

Just women? Your avatar alone made me light-headed and started my heart racing--I can only imagine the effect of your visage in person! What happens when you see yourself in the mirror?

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09 Jun 2011, 12:47 am

Ooh, aren't we a little narcissistic, hm?

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09 Jun 2011, 3:16 am

Are you Morrissey?

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09 Jun 2011, 5:31 am

I'm probably better looking than the OP even though I haven't seen him.

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09 Jun 2011, 5:52 am

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So you want a pic of me?I remember one time i was standing and a girl said too his other friend which is a girl ;;See this guy,what a <name of a cake(meaning very handsome and sweet)>''.

You were saying? Sorry, didn't hear you over the sound of how handsome I am.

Also, I remember that one time where I was so getting it on with <name of hot celebrity chick> while I was totally <name of incredibly artistic kamasutra position> with <name of nymphomanic billionaires daughter>. I taped it all on video, you can see it on <name of pornographic website>.

Please don't post a picture of you, you're gonna make the whole internets explode.

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09 Jun 2011, 6:31 am

Like when someone says 'My sweet honey or pumpkin pie',to say cute/handsome,she said a cake,traditional in my country

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09 Jun 2011, 7:48 am

JohnyJohn wrote:

So you want a pic of me?I remember one time i was standing and a girl said too his other friend which is a girl ;;See this guy,what a <name of a cake(meaning very handsome and sweet)>''.

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09 Jun 2011, 7:50 am

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Like when someone says 'My sweet honey or pumpkin pie',to say cute/handsome,she said a cake,traditional in my country

Girls called me that too... older girls, that is... when I was 13 years old and 4.5 feet tall. It sounds like this girl meant "cute" as in "adorable", not "cute" as in "sexy". How old were you when this happened?

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09 Jun 2011, 9:40 am

her,my mistake.No cute in a sexy way.I was 15,they were the same age.

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09 Jun 2011, 9:41 am

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12 Jun 2011, 3:15 am

ok your 15 and never had sex. LOL. why the f**k are you depressed over that? I would say the VAST majority of 15 year olds havn't had sex yet....I didnt lose it till I was 18. Heck, im not even that good looking and I still get laid like once every month or two. Once you get to college man....you'll be fine if your as handsome as you say you are.

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12 Jun 2011, 10:57 am

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You're an exception. The vast majority of male aspies die virgin. And the OP is 23, not 15.

Come to think of it, he's the same age as ApsieGuy. I wonder...

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