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26 Jul 2011, 9:41 am

Moog wrote:
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hyperlexian wrote:
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if i had a penis i would be politically, economically, socially, and culturally powerful. i'd get to pick and choose which groups i want to grace with ''rights''.


This. :)


I sure wish I had a penis that granted all that!

oh Moog, we don't really think all men have magical penis powers!! !! just like all women don't have magical vagina powers!! !! some boys forget that, but you aren't like them.


Only some men and women have magic bits


Like David Bowie? :lol:


Dunno I've never seen his bits. :P


Well, all you need to see is the bulge in Labyrinth and you know that thing's magic. XD



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26 Jul 2011, 9:50 am

Too late all the best ones have already been said but the title reminded me of this
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWhKdXcqYeU[/youtube]

On topic if I were a girl I´d complain about how guys only want to date girls that are out of their league and listen to them complain about how they get rejected by them while hoping they eventually give me a chance.



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26 Jul 2011, 10:01 am

Erisad wrote:
Moog wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Moog wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Moog wrote:
Erisad wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
if i had a penis i would be politically, economically, socially, and culturally powerful. i'd get to pick and choose which groups i want to grace with ''rights''.


This. :)


I sure wish I had a penis that granted all that!

oh Moog, we don't really think all men have magical penis powers!! !! just like all women don't have magical vagina powers!! !! some boys forget that, but you aren't like them.


Only some men and women have magic bits


Like David Bowie? :lol:


Dunno I've never seen his bits. :P


Well, all you need to see is the bulge in Labyrinth and you know that thing's magic. XD


Maybe he just owns some big socks


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26 Jul 2011, 10:04 am

Moog wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Moog wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Moog wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Moog wrote:
Erisad wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
if i had a penis i would be politically, economically, socially, and culturally powerful. i'd get to pick and choose which groups i want to grace with ''rights''.


This. :)


I sure wish I had a penis that granted all that!

oh Moog, we don't really think all men have magical penis powers!! !! just like all women don't have magical vagina powers!! !! some boys forget that, but you aren't like them.


Only some men and women have magic bits


Like David Bowie? :lol:


Dunno I've never seen his bits. :P


Well, all you need to see is the bulge in Labyrinth and you know that thing's magic. XD


Maybe he just owns some big socks


Dun ruin teh dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeam! D:



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26 Jul 2011, 10:22 am

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Maybe he just owns some big socks


Maybe it's a big ball of string? You know, so he can find his way out of the labyrinth?

{See what I did there? And yes, I know he was the king; I'm old enough to have seen it in the theater!}



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26 Jul 2011, 10:31 am

mv wrote:
Moog wrote:
Maybe he just owns some big socks


Maybe it's a big ball of string? You know, so he can find his way out of the labyrinth?

{See what I did there? And yes, I know he was the king; I'm old enough to have seen it in the theater!}

yes i also saw it in theatre! and i also saw what you did there.


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26 Jul 2011, 10:36 am

If I were a girl, I'd have a much more versatile singing voice.

Only if the timbre doesn't suck though.



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26 Jul 2011, 10:38 am

if i were a girl i would have no idea what is going on.



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26 Jul 2011, 11:49 am

If I were a girl, i'd have boobs.


Oh, wait, I already do...
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26 Jul 2011, 1:05 pm

If I were a girl I'd have better fashion options and cuter clothes in general. Mens and boys fashion sux for choices IMO.



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26 Jul 2011, 4:26 pm

Erisad wrote:

Well, all you need to see is the bulge in Labyrinth and you know that thing's magic. XD


That bulge isn't so magical.


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26 Jul 2011, 4:27 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Erisad wrote:

Well, all you need to see is the bulge in Labyrinth and you know that thing's magic. XD


That bulge isn't so magical.


:(((((

Just kidding, I just felt like bringing him up. XD



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26 Jul 2011, 4:34 pm

Erisad wrote:
TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Erisad wrote:

Well, all you need to see is the bulge in Labyrinth and you know that thing's magic. XD


That bulge isn't so magical.


:(((((

Just kidding, I just felt like bringing him up. XD


It's okay. I'm just jealous he's got a bigger package than me. :oops:


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26 Jul 2011, 4:43 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Erisad wrote:
TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Erisad wrote:

Well, all you need to see is the bulge in Labyrinth and you know that thing's magic. XD


That bulge isn't so magical.


:(((((

Just kidding, I just felt like bringing him up. XD


It's okay. I'm just jealous he's got a bigger package than me. :oops:


They have pills for that. :D