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29 Mar 2012, 3:44 am

You've got s**t in your teeth.

And that's an actual pick up line.


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29 Mar 2012, 3:53 am

Shatbat wrote:
You've got sh** in your teeth.

And that's an actual pick up line.


Image that's the best one yet


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29 Mar 2012, 5:19 am

I am has the ADIS. Would you like ADIS too? I gotta tell ya, it's a whole bunch o fun, if you can get past the itchy part. I am also dyslexic as a mofo.



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29 Mar 2012, 7:06 pm

"My name is NOT Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock!" My favorite. Not that I woud ever say something so crass. LOL

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29 Mar 2012, 10:28 pm

"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

One of my co-workers was using this line on everyone as a joke on Valentine's day.



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29 Mar 2012, 10:38 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFPGZMm0mA[/youtube]


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29 Mar 2012, 11:05 pm

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Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?


8O Is...that what I think it is?

...MARRY ME!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoqVvBWJLk[/youtube]

"Did you fart? Because you just blew me away."


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29 Mar 2012, 11:11 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJIO1Qhjaw[/youtube]


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29 Mar 2012, 11:13 pm

The Prince of Bel-Air video was EPIC
Hadn't laughed out loud in a while~


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29 Mar 2012, 11:41 pm

"Hi."
(That's usually enough to send them running away...)



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30 Mar 2012, 12:48 pm

I dont wana beat around the bush but I would love to with you some time :wink:



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30 Mar 2012, 6:12 pm

Shatbat wrote:
The Prince of Bel-Air video was EPIC
Hadn't laughed out loud in a while~

Us Aspie guys should be taking notes

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoOzbVxxYI8[/youtube]


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30 Mar 2012, 10:51 pm

USMCnBNSFdude wrote:
diniesaur wrote:
Jackanape wrote:
Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?


8O Is...that what I think it is?

...MARRY ME!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoqVvBWJLk[/youtube]

"Did you fart? Because you just blew me away."


8O 8O 8O It IS!

Will YOU marry me, too??! !



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31 Mar 2012, 1:15 am

Hey baby if I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Hey baby your place or mine?

Or, you could watch Jonny Bravo and pick up some more from him.



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31 Mar 2012, 1:20 am

I’d love to be the reason for your sleepless night.



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31 Mar 2012, 7:55 pm

"Let's trip the light fantastic!" Actual line, that guy got laughed at. So OLD! LOL

One time, I stumbled in front of a girl I had a crush on. To save face.. " I think I am falling for you!" She liked it, at least. Phew!

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