07 Jan 2013, 1:33 pm
MXH wrote:
see, girls love my humor. hows that for brag and proof
The man's got game, ladies and gents.
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07 Jan 2013, 1:40 pm
BlueMax wrote:
MXH wrote:
see, girls love my humor. hows that for brag and proof
The man's got game, ladies and gents.
i even come with a joystick.
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07 Jan 2013, 2:08 pm
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07 Jan 2013, 2:37 pm
My notebooks are full of amusing stuff 
07 Jan 2013, 2:44 pm
JanuaryMan wrote:
I own a fancy car and can lift 500lbs. I have a billion blurry angled pics that are what every guy on WP should make their pictures like. I am the OKCupid master.
[note: does not have car, spends more time lifting bottles of Corona, and takes normal pics of himself]
[note: does not have car, spends more time lifting bottles of Corona, and takes normal pics of himself]
Do you lift 500lb in squat, or bench? And if it's squat, it it a machine squat, or a standing squat? That's quite large for any of those I think.
Last time I was at the gym, I saw somebody do +1000lb squat on the machine, and I was like
He didn't even look that buff. If I had just seen him walking on the street, I would have guessed that he was about as strong as myself.
When I was my strongest, I could only do 300lb standing squat, but I can probably only do something like 270 right now. If I assume that I can do my own body weight plus that on machine squat, then that would translate to roughly 500lb
07 Jan 2013, 2:47 pm
ShamelessGit wrote:
JanuaryMan wrote:
I own a fancy car and can lift 500lbs. I have a billion blurry angled pics that are what every guy on WP should make their pictures like. I am the OKCupid master.
[note: does not have car, spends more time lifting bottles of Corona, and takes normal pics of himself]
[note: does not have car, spends more time lifting bottles of Corona, and takes normal pics of himself]
Do you lift 500lb in squat, or bench? And if it's squat, it it a machine squat, or a standing squat? That's quite large for any of those I think.
Last time I was at the gym, I saw somebody do +1000lb squat on the machine, and I was like
He didn't even look that buff. If I had just seen him walking on the street, I would have guessed that he was about as strong as myself.When I was my strongest, I could only do 300lb standing squat, but I can probably only do something like 270 right now. If I assume that I can do my own body weight plus that on machine squat, then that would translate to roughly 500lb
It was a joke. I probably bench most of my bodyweight and not much more.
07 Jan 2013, 3:43 pm
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08 Jan 2013, 5:35 am
BlueMax wrote:
Shau wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Shau wrote:
Kinme wrote:
I have nice hair. I think?
Do you use Maybelline?
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's...
SHE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE! Tell me Ms. Kinme, do you sparkle when the sun strikes your fair skin?
Dangerous experiment! What if it turns gray and flakes off!
Try tempting her with a steak dinner (blue rare, of course!)I'm very confused right now. When did I become a vampire? I wasn't aware of it... unless Scubasteve... *Gasp*!
08 Jan 2013, 7:19 am
Kinme wrote:
BlueMax wrote:
Shau wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Shau wrote:
Kinme wrote:
I have nice hair. I think?
Do you use Maybelline?
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's...
SHE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE! Tell me Ms. Kinme, do you sparkle when the sun strikes your fair skin?
Dangerous experiment! What if it turns gray and flakes off!
Try tempting her with a steak dinner (blue rare, of course!)I'm very confused right now. When did I become a vampire? I wasn't aware of it... unless Scubasteve... *Gasp*!
I don't know why he did it, but Twilight vampires have totally destroyed the reputation of the traditional vampire. I can't stand more references to sparkling vampires anymore!
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08 Jan 2013, 7:27 am
BanjoGirl wrote:
Kinme wrote:
BlueMax wrote:
Shau wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Shau wrote:
Kinme wrote:
I have nice hair. I think?
Do you use Maybelline?
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's...
SHE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE! Tell me Ms. Kinme, do you sparkle when the sun strikes your fair skin?
Dangerous experiment! What if it turns gray and flakes off!
Try tempting her with a steak dinner (blue rare, of course!)I'm very confused right now. When did I become a vampire? I wasn't aware of it... unless Scubasteve... *Gasp*!
I don't know why he did it, but Twilight vampires have totally destroyed the reputation of the traditional vampire. I can't stand more references to sparkling vampires anymore!
Twilight books are common small jokes in forums,you should try to get used to them
08 Jan 2013, 7:37 am
spongy wrote:
Twilight books are common small jokes in forums,you should try to get used to them
Well I was joking... I'm not that interested in vampires
08 Jan 2013, 9:01 am
you think your girlfriend is impressive? mine was so smart that her cpu's had to be cooled with liquid hydrogen (before she unfortunately exploded).
you think you are brave? try having an altercation with a rogue mobile electrical substation. i was eventually immobilized after 14 seconds, but i only after i unloaded my entire charge into it 3 times.
08 Jan 2013, 9:26 am
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