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I'd give you a big hug for that little speech there.

My first destination needs to be that courthouse though... I've given the ex 3 days to talk to me about the whole visitation thing and, unlike the past, I'm not letting it slide or go away. Instead of cooperating, she's now blocking my calls. No one can say I didn't give her every chance and fair warning!

...and maybe, just maybe, there's a curvy brunette out there that'll knock my socks off even more than my ex ever did. Douse the torch... she doesn't want me. Time for someone else to step in and enjoy the copilot seat.

Typical me here, I just got one part of your sentence. There's oil up there? I been to Canada before and all I saw was Molson beer, Loonies, Toonies, and people calling winter weather spring. I'm serious. The hotel I was at didn't even have heat and it was in the 60s in May! That was freaking freezing! I had to get extra blankets and laughed at. Plus, I tried to order a pizza too and that so did not work out well. Not only could they not understand me but I took the "All Dressed" to mean something dirty and I yelled at the boy on the phone and insisted on speaking to the manager and then still was angry and got it explained to me by the old lady running the hotel. "Oh, I thought they meant me or them having clothes on. Who puts clothes on a pizza? I mean really!"

Where is the oil in Canada? What do ya'll do with it? If theres oil wouldn't ya'll be like a world power or something? I'm not being mean I seriously want to know. Where i'm from we honestly think of Canada as the cold place where Rush and a lot of our comedians and actors come from. Really. No offense, i'm just telling you what we think. I'm pretty sure I know what ya'll think of Alabama, and it's probably true.

Go get you somebody! You can get you SEVERAL somebodies, trust me! You just afraid they gonna be b*****s is all, and some will be. I can't say they won't. Buck up and be ready to f**k them over if they are b*****s to you. I'm not one of them "the girl is always riiiiiight" cause we are not! I know PLENTY asses there who will get everything from a man they can. It's just the nature of the game, and that's what it is to many, a game. You need to see it as that until you get into where it's serious. That's a sh***y thing for me to say but it's true. Play them before they play you. We are easily fooled at times (aspies and all) but you know what. we can be the worst motherf***ers to ever cross when we decide that.

You are a real purty boy, and I'm serious hon. Go out there and play that game like you mean it! You don't get a chance very often. This playing field you see out there right now is ripe with pickings for you and it's also ripe with hurtings for you. You put on your pads for this. You go out there ready. You make sure that you got your game face on and you try. When you lose, and oh yes youll lose many times but you'll win too some of them, you don't lay there and feel sorry for yourself. Laying there on the ground to be trampled on aint doing nobody no good! You get back up and you keep trying cause that don't men you out the game. That means ONE f*****g PERSON said no. Out of how many? A Gajillion? Or whatever ya'll got up there. Still. It's a lot! You done let one person f**k over your mind. That's a bad thing and a bad habit to get out of and hard to too. I was in it myself! I knew I wasn't never gone get nobody cause George was the best guy EVER and if he though I was bad then I WAS! Bull motherfucking s**t. George is gonna be killed by the state of Mississippi now for killing some dude him and patricia had living with them out of prison over a goddamned SANDWICH! so I think the guy's judgement is wrong. I'm too ugly to ever get anybody else but him and killing somebody over a sandwich is ok. See the f*****g logic there? OK then. That's the same logic pretty much that you are using for you.

Some c**t (yes I called your ex a c**t, she probably is and if she's not then oh well) called you names and because you had invested a lot in your mind about what she thought that was pretty much it for you. So what are you waiting for? Her to say "Ok, you aren't bad?" Cause that won't happen. You are her ex. You will always be dog poo to her. Max, she's WRONG. You believed her but shes WRONG. She may say the sky is blue and grass is green and two and two are four but that doesn't make her assessment of you right! It's SUBJECTIVE and she's PISSED at you so of COURSE you are going to be the worst kind of anything in her mind. f**k a bunch of goddamned her and the motherfucking cotton pony she rode in on! For real Bucking up, showing that you KNOW you are better than that BS she said, is the BEST thing you can do, cause number one its right, you are better than that and number two itll burn her goddamned ass!

for real.

Worry not bluem, it wouldn't melt that fast

Arabic ice cream are usually solid hard and much more frozen than regular ice cream:




And the more traditional version looks like a swissroll cake:

Holy crap that looks good and I honestly don't usually even eat ice cream. What are those flavors and how is Arabic ice cream different and why do yall even have it? I thought that was American. My son works at this liquor store that's run by this guy from Yemen who plays this HORRIBLE music and wears this thing on his head but he's pretty cool and nobody's sure if he's a terrorist or not and I have no idea where this is going. His name is Sam. His brother is Alex. Sam caught a crackhead in there trying to steal CD's and he slapped him across the store. My son and the other boy that lives here laughed their asses off. I don't think either Sam nor Alex understand that to go into or work in a liquor store or to even buy things there you have to be 21 cause he just don't give a s**t. Maybe he's paid off somebody, who knows. I'm just glad my son's got a job. Why the f**k would somebody from Yemen move to Brent Alabama? People from Pelham Alabama don't move here even! Or Jasper!

I actually went in there tonight, first time since they bought it and he was all RUDE and stuff. Frowning at me saying "What you want?" and I told him I was <sons name> mother and all of a sudden he was my best friend! Oh hey! What you want? He sent you up here? He was so two faced it wasn't funny! Where is Yemen anyway. I may Google it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booza

http://www.cafecreosote.com/recipe1.php3?rid=20

Traditionally, it is made with a big mortar and pestle (bowl like), or a mortar (hummer-like tool) on a granite surface - the ingredients are put together on the surface under a sheet (ie. ice cubes, strawberries/lemon/mango/pistach/any-fruit, salhab and natural gum) and all are hit together (literally hit) with the mortar till they become all one pasty gummy thing, at one point they add flower and rose water (nectar)....
Usually made by men because it requires certain physical strength.

+1. BTW, I'll take Marky Mark..

OMG did you ever see him in that movie "Traveller" with Bill Paxton? he so rocks!

Gotta love those Boston guys.

Yeah, but it's too bad that no woman on this earth thinks that way of me.

Olive: I am deeply flattered and honored that a woman of your caliber would find me attractive...

for the record, however, there are many that would say I have a deplorable excess of personality

Personality is like ice tea on a hot day. You can never have too much. Some people's are just a bit too sweet or way to bitter. You have just the right amount!

OOM, you're like a coach, a councilor, a psychologist, a psychiatrist, a sociologist, and a motivational speaker all in one! Were is the world of dating without OOM? You tell it how it is! I am 19 how many ladies can I get, please yell at me too!

Be direct? Okay. Blue Max, you are a super-cutie. And Shrox has those eyes that seem to be looking at something beautiful. But he is soooo out of my league.

DH's anger issues have squished most of my feelings for him so...

Dang. My train of thought pulled out of the station and I just stood on the platform waving. Never mind.

I just realized DH can stand for two things--both of which are equally applicable to the individual in question.

Well thank you very much! I'm usually just called a pushy old lady, I like your version better. As for how many girls, that's up to you , where you live, what the dating scene is like there, etc. I would suggest though that at the beginning, you should go for quantity not just focusing on quality, for dating (I'm not talking about sex, I'm talking about dates, to practice going out and flirting and honing those skills to use on Miss Right, although for all anybody knows, one of the Miss Right Now's might turn out to be Miss Right herself) Don't go so overboard with asking girls out that they start thinking of you as a dog, but do be friendly, chivalrous (no matter what some people say, it's a good thing!) polite, and interested in them. That's honestly one of the most attractive things from a guy. Being interested in you. Don't be asking a million questions like it's an interview or anything, but do talk to her, draw her out some, listen to her or learn to pretend to be interested because that's a skill that everybody needs sometimes. Try going out with a group if that's easier for you at first, so it's not as much pressure as a one on one date. Don't ever just dump a girl and ignore her, try to remain friends because they can be your best source of information for what you are doing wrong or right later on. Also, every guy needs at least one female friend I think.