Page 3 of 5 [ 70 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

Tyri0n
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Nov 2012
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,879
Location: Douchebag Capital of the World (aka Washington D.C.)

18 May 2013, 2:51 pm

Lonermutant wrote:
I'm quite impressed that the replies to this nonsense got to 3 pages.
If you can't get a girlfriend the normal, social way, you have absolutely no right to a sexual life.


What is the "normal, social way"? lol



Lonermutant
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Dec 2005
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,724
Location: Namsos, Norway

18 May 2013, 4:22 pm

Tyri0n wrote:
Lonermutant wrote:
I'm quite impressed that the replies to this nonsense got to 3 pages.
If you can't get a girlfriend the normal, social way, you have absolutely no right to a sexual life.


What is the "normal, social way"? lol


Being at least able to get friends.



Tyri0n
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Nov 2012
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,879
Location: Douchebag Capital of the World (aka Washington D.C.)

18 May 2013, 4:32 pm

Lonermutant wrote:
Tyri0n wrote:
Lonermutant wrote:
I'm quite impressed that the replies to this nonsense got to 3 pages.
If you can't get a girlfriend the normal, social way, you have absolutely no right to a sexual life.


What is the "normal, social way"? lol


Being at least able to get friends.


People aren't friends with the members of their harem? 8O

I know women (and a few men) whose main friends are their friends with benefits. That's a sort of harem.



kouzoku
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Jun 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 660

18 May 2013, 10:05 pm

You are missing the point; some people want sex with no relationship. Well a sex only relationship. lol :lol:

I'd take a harem of men, but they all have to love me and protect me. And not kill each other. :roll:



auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,512
Location: the island of defective toy santas

19 May 2013, 12:07 am

kouzoku wrote:
You are missing the point; some people want sex with no relationship. Well a sex only relationship. lol :lol: I'd take a harem of men, but they all have to love me and protect me. And not kill each other. :roll:

that could be a tall order, this is a mean world, y'know?



auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,512
Location: the island of defective toy santas

19 May 2013, 12:10 am

test



Kjas
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 26 Feb 2012
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,059
Location: the place I'm from doesn't exist anymore

19 May 2013, 12:14 am

kouzoku wrote:
You are missing the point; some people want sex with no relationship. Well a sex only relationship. lol :lol:

I'd take a harem of men, but they all have to love me and protect me. And not kill each other. :roll:


The bolded part is the only reason that I do not have a harem IRL right now, for the first time ever. :lol:

I have a bunch bothering me at the moment, and now I must choose to have a harem, date them all (until I find one I can trust) or to date none of them.
The harem option is only not possible because they all extremely protective, jealous, possessive, territorial and competitive bast*rds (I have a habit of attracting these ones) - and also, because I am a terrible liar.
They would probably kill each other if I did take that route. :lol:


_________________
Diagnostic Tools and Resources for Women with AS: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt211004.html


Spiderpig
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Apr 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,893

19 May 2013, 5:03 am

Sounds like you know what to do should you want to reduce that subset of the male population :P



Lonermutant
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Dec 2005
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,724
Location: Namsos, Norway

19 May 2013, 5:12 am

Tyri0n wrote:
Lonermutant wrote:
Tyri0n wrote:
Lonermutant wrote:
I'm quite impressed that the replies to this nonsense got to 3 pages.
If you can't get a girlfriend the normal, social way, you have absolutely no right to a sexual life.


What is the "normal, social way"? lol


Being at least able to get friends.


People aren't friends with the members of their harem? 8O

I know women (and a few men) whose main friends are their friends with benefits. That's a sort of harem.


"Friends with benefits" only exist in porn.



The_Face_of_Boo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 16 Jun 2010
Age: 42
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 33,032
Location: Beirut, Lebanon.

19 May 2013, 5:18 am

Lonermutant wrote:
I'm quite impressed that the replies to this nonsense got to 3 pages.
If you can't get a girlfriend the normal, social way, you have absolutely no right to a sexual life.


Nonsense threads are always the most successful, believe me.



Spiderpig
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Apr 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,893

19 May 2013, 5:24 am

Probably because they can evolve into just about anything.



kouzoku
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Jun 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 660

19 May 2013, 9:26 am

auntblabby wrote:
kouzoku wrote:
You are missing the point; some people want sex with no relationship. Well a sex only relationship. lol :lol: I'd take a harem of men, but they all have to love me and protect me. And not kill each other. :roll:

that could be a tall order, this is a mean world, y'know?


You're right and I know that it will never happen. :(



marshall
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,752
Location: Turkey

19 May 2013, 11:36 am

Spiderpig wrote:
Probably because they can evolve into just about anything.

Or the fact that engaging in nonsense is more fun than being serious and feeling sorry for yourself all the time.



Tyri0n
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Nov 2012
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,879
Location: Douchebag Capital of the World (aka Washington D.C.)

19 May 2013, 2:51 pm

Lonermutant wrote:
Tyri0n wrote:
Lonermutant wrote:
Tyri0n wrote:
Lonermutant wrote:
I'm quite impressed that the replies to this nonsense got to 3 pages.
If you can't get a girlfriend the normal, social way, you have absolutely no right to a sexual life.


What is the "normal, social way"? lol


Being at least able to get friends.


People aren't friends with the members of their harem? 8O

I know women (and a few men) whose main friends are their friends with benefits. That's a sort of harem.


"Friends with benefits" only exist in porn.


Norway must suck...



Spiderpig
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Apr 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,893

19 May 2013, 3:04 pm

Hrm … for all I know, maybe sex only exists in porn.



Tyri0n
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Nov 2012
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,879
Location: Douchebag Capital of the World (aka Washington D.C.)

19 May 2013, 3:11 pm

Spiderpig wrote:
Hrm … for all I know, maybe sex only exists in porn.


No, the only type of sex that exists is prostitution. Traditional marriage is a form of prostitution. Definition of prostitution: trading sex for money.

In the modern world, it has come to mean exchanging sex for not only money, but also other stuff like social status.

The problem with some men is not having enough to pay the prostitutes to stick around.

* this is going to come across as sexist but was not totally meant this way, mostly as a jab at society, rather than a jab at women and fully realizing that many men and women do not conform to it (so, please don't ban me hyperlexian :P)