Would you consider having sex with a 3 headed red duck ?

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Re: AspieOtaku

So, I read that scientists have been investigating three headed red ducks.
They found that the mutant gene causes them to produce a lot more cum than normal ducks.... and the female ones are real squirters !
So if that's not your thing, but you were giving one oral sex and if he or she is about to have an orgasm... then experts recommend that you might want to duck.

I think you've quacked up.

Your study just doesn't work. The ducks in the study (only 1000!) had to answer multiple choice questions, and come on they're not very adept at holding pencils properly. They also dripped all over the paper. And some of the ducks were blue, pink or covered in hoi sin sauce.

I thought that the wonderful thing about the red three headed duck was, it was the only one.



Where there's loads of these f*****s everywhere!

Would I? Maybe, but I would prefer if the duck shouted "AFLAC!!" when she climaxed.

Damn it! I liked these underpants..........

Still better than a cat dick.

You duck rapist....I should call the PETA.


As a side note, NEVER feed wild ducks, human food makes them fat so fast and unable to fly, like their domestic brethren.

Some hunters use a dried raccoon dick for a toothpick,not joking about that.
http://www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis.html