Use Any Good Pickup Lines Lately?

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Do you know? When I drive I can press all three the pedals at once.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

From across the bar you looked a little on the heavy side, but as I got a little closer, I noticed you were ugly too!

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

HE: "If a man offered you ten million dollars to sleep with him tonight, would you accept?"

SHE: "Yes!"

HE: "Would you accept fifty dollars to sleep with me tonight?"

SHE: "No way! What kind of girl do you think I am?"

HE: "We have already established what kind of girl you are ... now we're just haggling on the price!"

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(I never tried this tactic, so I don't know if it works.)

I'd expect an answer along the lines of, "I said I'd sleep with a man".

This thread is funny, no need to take all the drama here.

If I weren't so romantic I'd f**k you on the spot.

I like getting girls I've just met/seen/talked to to hug me with something a : « Wow ! What a great time for us to hug each other for National Hug Someone You Just Met at/in a [Insert What-Ever Location You're at Here] Day ! » ...followed immediately of course by spreading my arms open in a « I am ready for some hugging ! ^_^ » manner. Also just want to randomly throw in that the Earth is actually FLAT...!

He (closing eyes): STOP!! PLEASE STOP!
Her: Stop what???
He: Stop being so cute, you're killing me.

Miss, you're so beautiful that you make everyone turn when you pass. But you better duck when you do that to me.

It's time for field experiment:

Hey how about come to my place for pizza and sex! Whats the matter you don't like pizza?

Does my handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

This isn't a pick-up line... more like a girl-repellant. Stop believing everything you read from books where the authors claim to be experts in seduction (they're not). Now if you really wanted more success with a lady, you find out more about her, what she's been up to lately, and find an opportunity to make « sounds stressful » comments if possible, followed by also recommending that it sounds like you should give her a nice-and-relaxing full-body-massage, help her relieve all of that stress & tension (and of course, because I know how to massage, I follow-up with giving the lady a great massage, with plenty of Swedish-style caressing, and it has often resulted into an eventually transition into sex with her after about an hour or so of having put my hands all over her body... ).

nurseangela wrote:

SilverStar wrote:

From across the bar you looked a little on the heavy side, but as I got a little closer, I noticed you were ugly too!

How is this a good pickup line? I'm confused.

It's an attention getter. It starts out with a rude comment, then when you think he is gonna tell you he was mistaken, and you are actually prettier than what he first though...he insults you again. lol

You would have to be pretty smooth with the ladies to pull this one off. I would prolly get slapped, if I tried it.