i finally met a girl!

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Yea, I'm wondering what's going on too. She's still talking to you, you're still going out... but now you want to scare her off???

just be yself

how can i say this, dating seems unatural for me. once she starts finding out i dont have a car or know how to drive its all over anyways, its better to break whatever we off now. before she tries trapping me into a pregnancy i dont want

Yeah, it would spoil your figure.

Seriously Richard, let her know
about the things you lied about.
If it drives her away, well, that's
what you say you want now.

If not, you might find that you
have something better than a
quick roll in the hay. And, if she's
interested (for whatever reason)
explain your fears of getting knocked
up to her.

You have an awfully cynical view of dating and the opposite sex. It wasn't your car that attracted her to you in the first place, was it? Why should she call it over when she finds out you don't have what she didn't know you had anyway? And what makes you think she'll try to trap you into a pregnancy? Few girls are that devious.

My advice would be to give it some time, and be honest. Yea, like calandale said, at this point honesty might drive her off, since she'll know you lied. (And at this point, it would seem you are quite a bit more devious than you're thinking she might be...) But if not, you'll get experience, and that experience will make it seem less and less unnatural. And you might actually end up with a girlfriend, and maybe even be happy.

Of course, we wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?

You were all, "I finally met a girl!" at the beginning... don't cheat yourself out of that possibility now.

well maybe its because i had terrible male role models in my life i dont know. listen thats not the point. the point is now i want out!!
ive already come up with a story that i have amnesia, and sometimes i do thhings i dont remember, yeah thats it. im going to act like i dont even know this girl when she answers the door. this relationship was way to easy to get in and now look how hard it is to get out. trouble

Yeah, lying is ALWAYS the best solution.
Have fun with it.

She won't believe a word of it, and that's going to hurt her. Nice.

You know, she may actually like you.

Next girl you meet: stay away from her. For her sake.

Fake your own death.

im sorry ive been sabotoging friendships and girlfriends since 1993. i seriously cant help it
im a heart breaker

people could learn a lot from you richard.
seriously, not many can see the truth.

There's always a time to stop. And this sounds like a very good time.

Cowboy up, don't puss out. Be a man, grow some balls. Don't be afraid of this.

cowboy up? well maybe if i was born normal i would. listen im ret*d, and this is the only way i know how to deal with this!
so just kock of yer shanagins right this minute or im going to act like ahhrnold swartzennegger in this thread. watch you step my frienf i'd be careful if i was you

Interesting story. If you are really keen to blow her off then I know what you have to do my friend. Act NEEDY. Start saying s**t like, "Have you ever thought about getting married?" "I think I'd like to have 30 sons and 27 daughters" "I know we have only known eachother a short time, but I am TOTALLY in love with you" Failing this you could start sniffing her neck without saying a word even if she does, then just stare blankly at her. If you still can't get rid of her then clearly you need a change of identity and address because she would be totally nuts in that case.

nb411 - might not work. THAT'S the kind of
stuff I do normally (other than the snotlings),
and once I've gotten to that point, it's usually
too late for them.

Oh wait, I'm only attracted to people who
are attracted to me, and thus nuts be definition.