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07 Nov 2017, 4:45 am

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“I want to sleep with you”

That’s the most non-pc honest pickup line you would ever hear it from a guy.

:lol:


I really don't think I can dispute that.



Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).



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07 Nov 2017, 4:53 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


That's certainly a cynical way of looking at it. Not that I mind, of course- I find cynicism refreshing sometimes.



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07 Nov 2017, 4:57 am

MarissaKay wrote:
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Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


That's certainly a cynical way of looking at it. Not that I mind, of course- I find cynicism refreshing sometimes.



What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:07 am

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What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.


It's 4 am my time zone, so my cognitive function is about that of a dead cat at the moment; I probably wouldn't even expect a train if I fell asleep on a railroad track.

That's totally fine. I don't want to sleep with you, either.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:15 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MarissaKay wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

“I want to sleep with you”

That’s the most non-pc honest pickup line you would ever hear it from a guy.

:lol:


I really don't think I can dispute that.



Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


Or maybe it was that the guys basis was an "I have an STD" as his pick up line which is bound not to make a womans vagina tingly, in fact has the complete opposite effect. 'He babe do you have napkins I can blow my nose in and rub all over you...might as well since I want to rub my STD infected cock all over you' I suppose in your eyes women should love that and be all over it.


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07 Nov 2017, 5:16 am

MarissaKay wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.


it's 4 am my time zone, so my cognitive function is about that of a dead cat at the moment; I probably wouldn't even expect a train if I fell asleep on a railroad track.

That's totally fine. I don't want to sleep with you, either.



Meow.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:17 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MarissaKay wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


That's certainly a cynical way of looking at it. Not that I mind, of course- I find cynicism refreshing sometimes.



What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.


And no one here wants to sleep with you, so it works. congratulations.


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07 Nov 2017, 5:20 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MarissaKay wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.


it's 4 am my time zone, so my cognitive function is about that of a dead cat at the moment; I probably wouldn't even expect a train if I fell asleep on a railroad track.

That's totally fine. I don't want to sleep with you, either.



Meow.


I am available. 4 am here also. Certain... exercises might result in a quick trip to the emergency room and a stern “what were you thinking” from a proctologist/gastroenterologist, but i am open in other areas.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:20 am

Sweetleaf wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MarissaKay wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

“I want to sleep with you”

That’s the most non-pc honest pickup line you would ever hear it from a guy.

:lol:


I really don't think I can dispute that.



Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


Or maybe it was that the guys basis was an "I have an STD" as his pick up line which is bound not to make a womans vagina tingly, in fact has the complete opposite effect. 'He babe do you have napkins I can blow my nose in and rub all over you...might as well since I want to rub my STD infected cock all over you' I suppose in your eyes women should love that and be all over it.


Add more details, and you would complete a typical full script of a cheap porn movie.

You have the talent. :thumbup:



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07 Nov 2017, 5:22 am

Also that guy who goes by sly should get a girlfriend, he'd be better at it.

You'd probably just troll the girl till she gets sick of it and leaves you...because she gets sick of you telling her how she feels and thinks and accusing her of lying whenever she expresses something outside your generalizations of women.


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07 Nov 2017, 5:23 am

Sweetleaf wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MarissaKay wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


That's certainly a cynical way of looking at it. Not that I mind, of course- I find cynicism refreshing sometimes.



What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.


And no one here wants to sleep with you, so it works. congratulations.



Oh but you are mistaken, you can't speak for others - if only you could take a peek into my WP inbox....oh my...tons of scandals.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:27 am

Sweetleaf is on the "Warrior of Venus" mode again.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:28 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Sweetleaf wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MarissaKay wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


That's certainly a cynical way of looking at it. Not that I mind, of course- I find cynicism refreshing sometimes.



What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.


And no one here wants to sleep with you, so it works. congratulations.



Oh but you are mistaken, you can't speak for other - if only you could take a peek into my WP inbox....oh my...tons of scandals.

The internet doesn't care about that though it cares about things that are made public.


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07 Nov 2017, 5:28 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Sweetleaf is on the "Warrior of Venus" mode again.


Hey! Where's MY terrible nickname? :(



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07 Nov 2017, 5:31 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Sweetleaf is on the "Warrior of Venus" mode again.



Actually drunken cider drinking person who played the video game skyrim for like 7 hours today and not even pausing to smoke weed mode, but stoned now because I smoked a lot to compensate mode. I guess it could be renamed 'warrior of venus' mode as that's a lot less words to remember.


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