Don’t be creepy like this dude.

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fluffysaurus
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17 Apr 2019, 1:21 am

^Finally, an example of what we should be doing. I'll have a go latter in the supermarket and let you all know how It goes.



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17 Apr 2019, 3:11 am

^ Yet, these poor fellas are going extinct...



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18 Apr 2019, 4:33 pm

fluffysaurus wrote:
^Finally, an example of what we should be doing. I'll have a go latter in the supermarket and let you all know how It goes.

Please be cautious. Birds have more vertebrae in their necks than us. Mere mammals* take a risk when trying to reproduce this dance without experienced supervision. Don't ask me how I know.

If you want to be more mammalian, but still with respect for consent, this example may prove instructive:



* Your username suggests you may belong to a more exalted clade than mammalia, in which case, no offence intended, and may I be among the first to welcome our new saurian overlords?



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20 Apr 2019, 12:45 pm

^ She is just a little pig.



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20 Apr 2019, 12:52 pm

This looks pretty much consensual to me..... with all these guards the queen has the male can't even do a wrong move lol: