help with pulling a girl

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I had forgotten. But yeah, one of those low post
ones. Probably made such only to edit that thread.

But, squelching dissenting views is a pile of crap,
especially given the attitude of his advice. I really
fear that people will try and follow that s**t.

If she takes your fingers in her mouth,
she likes you. If she starts touching you
a lot, she likes you. If she crawls into bed
with you, she likes you.

It took me a long time to figure THESE out.
So, I'm pretty damned dense. But, maybe if
you're anywhere near as bad as I am, they'll
help.

say if i do kiss her and then how do i ask for the nxt step on the ladder e.g em i like u and u wanna do it??? or am i thinking 2 much ahead .... p.s should i walk her home as it might give me chance 2 'get in' wot u reckon?

maybe i should use some chat up lines like: i aint no fred flintstones but i'll make ur bedrock! is that a good idea??

Don't do that. Chat-up lines are like running up a flag that says "don't talk to me, I'm an idiot". It's far better to say something ordinary like "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" or "Hi, my name's [insert your name here], what's yours?"

Saying something ordinary like that is far better than making yourself look like a total buffoon right from the word go.

There is an exception. If she tells you she's a novelist and there's this really sick, pervy, brain-dead guy in the book and she wants to have him throw out some kind of chat-up line, there is your excuse to think of one that is soooo bad it makes all the conventional ones almost passable.

The other thing is to be observant. Asking a girl if she wants something to drink if she has a pint in each hand and three on the table is stupid. Under those conditions, ask if she wants something to go with them.