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blitzkrieg
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21 Feb 2022, 7:04 pm

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I love you more than Jimmy Morrison loved poems
I love you more than Edgar Poe liked poems
I love you more than Allen Ginsberg loved poems
I love you more than Willy Shakespeare loved poems
I love you more than Emily Bronte loved poems


Have you even ever met a guy in real life? Being a tease is confidence inducing to men online, and that can only be a good thing for this forum.

But, you might want to satisfy your own desires at some point. You seem thirsty.



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21 Feb 2022, 7:31 pm

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Say wut?

Buddy buddy

Partna

Freinderino

Homie

Pardon.

But that's a lot of presumption there.

More projections than a movie theater.



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Kiv gwc vwb bmtt um epw gwc izm ia awumwvm epw qa ammuqvotg i niv wn uqvm?



Gma, Q iu i niv wn gwc awumepib, gwc ammu tqsm i owwl nwzcu umujmz, zmkmvbtg.

Q eia pwxqvo bpm nmmtqvo uqopb jm ucbcit, jcb ktmiztg gwc pidm bzcab qaacma?



Gwc kiv jm kzgxbqk ivl vwb zmdmit gwczamtn, Q lcvvw, tqsm uigjm tqsm kpwwam awum tmbbmza nzwu gwcz vium ivl aig epib vcujmz bpmg izm qv bmzua wn amycmvkma.


Izm gwc itzqopb?

Epw qa nittqvo lwev? Epw qa nittqvo nzwu ozikm?

Um wz gwc wz awumwvm mtam?





Pmg 'Uwu'.

Q svwe gwc izm vwb ug awkqit ewzsmz wz ivgbpqvo tqsm bpib,



Xtmiam abwx oiatqopbqvo um. Q kiv amm abziqopb bpzwcop bpqa.

Q iu vwb owqvo bw aig ivgbpqvo vmoibqdm ijwcb gwc & Q zmaxmkb ivwvguqbg. Gwc lwv'b vmml bw nwttwe um mdmzgepmzm.


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To answer your question there, dear friend. Yes, I have met many males, females of various backgrounds and walks of life. I was a little dehydrated today, yes, thank you for noticing. I would love to satisfy my desires, preferably with somebody who looked like this. But I don't actually have a type. They could look like anyone really. I think people a can be beautiful on inside and well as outside. But I do have a strict chromosome preference. Chromosomes must be in order. That's where I am picky. And I don't play around.

Good day, freindo.
I hope I didn't steal too many of your personality attributes there. :duh:





I love you more than a trip to the sewer
I love you more than a spinal tap with no anesthetic
I love you more than castration with no anesthetic
I love you more than being buried alive in Romania, being suspected of being a vampire, being dug up at the last minute, and stabbed through the heart, with a wooden stake, with no anesthetic


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21 Feb 2022, 7:50 pm

theprisoner wrote:
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Say wut?

Buddy buddy

Partna

Freinderino

Homie

Pardon.

But that's a lot of presumption there.

More projections than a movie theater.



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Kiv gwc vwb bmtt um epw gwc izm ia awumwvm epw qa ammuqvotg i niv wn uqvm?



Gma, Q iu i niv wn gwc awumepib, gwc ammu tqsm i owwl nwzcu umujmz, zmkmvbtg.

Q eia pwxqvo bpm nmmtqvo uqopb jm ucbcit, jcb ktmiztg gwc pidm bzcab qaacma?



Gwc kiv jm kzgxbqk ivl vwb zmdmit gwczamtn, Q lcvvw, tqsm uigjm tqsm kpwwam awum tmbbmza nzwu gwcz vium ivl aig epib vcujmz bpmg izm qv bmzua wn amycmvkma.


Izm gwc itzqopb?

Epw qa nittqvo lwev? Epw qa nittqvo nzwu ozikm?

Um wz gwc wz awumwvm mtam?





Pmg 'Uwu'.

Q svwe gwc izm vwb ug awkqit ewzsmz wz ivgbpqvo tqsm bpib,



Xtmiam abwx oiatqopbqvo um. Q kiv amm abziqopb bpzwcop bpqa.

Q iu vwb owqvo bw aig ivgbpqvo vmoibqdm ijwcb gwc & Q zmaxmkb ivwvguqbg. Gwc lwv'b vmml bw nwttwe um mdmzgepmzm.


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To answer your question there, dear friend. Yes, I have met many males, females of various backgrounds and walks of life. I was a little dehydrated today, yes, thank you for noticing. I would love to satisfy my desires, preferably with somebody who looked like this... {encypted} pbbxa://bpcuj-x7.fpklv.kwu/i/7-DAGGJZEf ... 7_1000.oqn {encypted}

But I don't actually have a type. They could look like anyone really. I think people a can be beautiful on inside and well as outside. But I do have a strict chromosome preference. Chromosomes must be in order. That's where I am picky. And I don't play around.

Good day, freindo.





I love you more than a trip to the sewer
I love you more than a spinal tap with no anesthetic
I love you more than castration with no anesthetic
I love you more than being buried alive in Romania, being suspected of being a vampire, being dug up at the last minute, and stabbed through the heart, with a wooden stake, with no anesthetic


There are no projections there at all, but think what you will.



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22 Feb 2022, 2:32 pm

I love you more than maggots


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22 Feb 2022, 3:52 pm

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I luv you more than I luv myself.

I mean, let's get serious.
Even I can't go through with a porky pie that ginormous. Bwahahahaha!

Erm...
Pass. 8)


I love you more than lumpy custard

Including the skin on top? Mmmmm.

I luv you more than playing first-person shooter games. :mrgreen:



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22 Feb 2022, 3:54 pm

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I love you more than maggots


Ditto, with custard sauce. 8)

BTW, who am I talking to? ;)



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22 Feb 2022, 4:17 pm

I love you more than a my pet worm farm I'm building. (Dumb and dumber)
I love you more than Nurse ratchet loved handing out pills to mental patients. (Cuckoos nest)
I love you more than Jimmy Stewart loved talking to giant bunny rabbits. (Harvey.)
I love you more than Austin loved them fembots who stole his mojo. (Spy who shagged me)

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Pepe wrote:
babybird wrote:
I love you more than maggots


Ditto, with custard sauce. 8)

BTW, who am I talking to? ;)


Let me expose her. Shes actually a man, and an American.
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Just kidding...I would never misgender anyone. That would just be Rude!! ! lol
She actually a very nice woman from UK. Though she can be a bit oif a c....
I've seen her photo....I take at her word....
Cause if i did anything else I would just be being a bit of a c....


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23 Feb 2022, 7:10 am

I love you more than Valentine’s Day
I love you more than my kombucha
I love you more than outer space
I love you more than city traffic
I love you more than Full House



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23 Feb 2022, 1:47 pm

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BTW, who am I talking to? ;)


It's me silly.

I love you more than snot


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23 Feb 2022, 2:06 pm

I love you more than cream cheese
I love you more than road rage
I love you more than being stuck in traffic jams
I love you more caviar



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23 Feb 2022, 2:22 pm

I love you more that sprouts


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23 Feb 2022, 3:40 pm

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I love you more that sprouts

I love you more than brussel sprouts



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23 Feb 2022, 9:43 pm

babybird wrote:
Pepe wrote:

BTW, who am I talking to? ;)


It's me silly.

I love you more than snot


Please, don't get snotty with me. :evil: :mrgreen:

I luv you when you are silly and playful...
I luv you when you are serious and philosophical...
I luv you when you are glum and melancholy...
I luv you when you curl your toes in ecstasy...
I luv you when you are simply you...
I luv any "you" you are at any point in time... :heart:

I luv you more than all meaning in life. 8)



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24 Feb 2022, 7:01 pm

I love you more than Bugs Bunny loves Lola Bunny.


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24 Feb 2022, 9:38 pm

I love you more than I fear the night,, I will circle these dark sky's and wait for you



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25 Feb 2022, 10:32 pm

I love you more than people who enjoy being addicted to their cell phones.


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