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03 Aug 2007, 8:26 am

Danielismyname wrote:

Next life, maybe.

I have used this rationale for most of this life. Matter of fact, my belief in reincarnation is founded on the over weaning certainty that many things that happen easily and naturally to other people are not going to be happening to me in this life, so I have always relied on two points that always give me comfort.
1. I can always be a suicide
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2. Not in this life

cold comfort, but there it is. . .

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03 Aug 2007, 1:13 pm

Man: "Did it hurt?"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "When you fell from Heaven :wink: "

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03 Aug 2007, 1:42 pm

Pick up lines don't really work in real life. Unless you are extremely good looking.

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03 Aug 2007, 2:03 pm

Space wrote:

Pick up lines don't really work in real life. Unless you are extremely good looking.

And then you don't need them.

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03 Aug 2007, 7:28 pm

calandale wrote:

Space wrote:

Pick up lines don't really work in real life. Unless you are extremely good looking.

And then you don't need them.

humm. . .as an Aspie woman, I have heard a lot of pickup lines, and they set off alarm bells and red flashing lights and a siren or two. It tells me 1. that you have done this before. 2. that you do it often enough to codify it into a 'line' and 3. that this was the best you could do.

my gawd, catch my imagination! Even if it leads to nothing, you will still get laid!

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04 Aug 2007, 1:15 am

Calandale, I know but it sounds really dumb.

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04 Aug 2007, 3:20 am

Pandora wrote:

... but it's eggs tiles and bricks that get laid.

It's a colloquilism we use in the states.
Means sex.

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04 Aug 2007, 5:35 am

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

Here's a list of hilarious ones... and the number of times they were successful. :roll:

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04 Aug 2007, 10:12 am

now we know the slang term of "getting laid" I can tell one of my favorite jokes.

Men are like linoleum floors. . .lay them right the first time and you can walk on them forever!

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04 Aug 2007, 10:13 am

Ragtime wrote:

Man: "Did it hurt?"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "When you fell from Heaven :wink:

wow, just like Lucifer?

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04 Aug 2007, 10:19 am

sinsboldly wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

Man: "Did it hurt?"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "When you fell from Heaven :wink:

wow, just like Lucifer?

Now I COULD go for a fallen angel.

Zee - the list is great.

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05 Aug 2007, 6:59 am

boots1123 wrote:

Worst come on by a fella 20 years my senior (told in dialect):

"Hawny, I ken jist picture you standing in the gate, and turning hiefers as I run 'em down the alley at 'cha. Why, yer as purty as a speckled pup."

Dang. And I turned that down? LOL

I think you missed out there. What a charmer.

Kilroy wrote:

yeah...it happens rarely now-I look very unaprochable
and I rarely go out
(and I know its ineffectual but what the hell am I supposed to do)

Sometimes I look very unapproachable because I'm far too quiet and brooding... and other times I can't shut up. The trouble is, I never know which approach I'm going to take...

zee wrote:

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

Here's a list of hilarious ones... and the number of times they were successful. :roll:

I can't believe people have actually tried those. They're terrible!

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05 Aug 2007, 10:39 am

zee wrote:

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

Here's a list of hilarious ones... and the number of times they were successful. :roll:

Cute!

I like that!

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05 Aug 2007, 10:45 am

TheMachine1 wrote:

Most aspie males are not going to have the comorbid personality disorders that allows them to be the "jerk". They suffer the nice guy syndrome and its unlikely they will pull off a very good impersonation of a jerk. So many women will be highly turned off by
the nice guy typical aspie.

I think most dating advice to aspies is rather pointless. Naturally higher functioning persons will be offering advice that often will not apply to lower function aspies. Lower functioning members need basic social skills training that they can get dealing with people in none dating social contexts. Like working a job dealing with people, etc.

In an earlier chapter in my life I would have agreed 110%.

Today I have an altogether different perspective. Would you consider studying the book, "Drive Your Woman Wild In Bed" by Stacey Keith? Yes, the title is very catchy indeed but it is more about codes of conduct for the men then whatever is done in the bedroom. I've also had excellent support and training in social skills with my speaker's club but the fact remains mine has been a journey of trial and error.

Do you have af who has that magic with women? If so, you might want to turn to him for coaching.

Persevere and don't give up. It can be done despite our limitations.

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05 Aug 2007, 10:53 am

Okay, here's another:

I got chatting-up with a girl one time and it turned out that she was a student of the psychic and paranormal -like me. I concocted one to send a very stong, yet not too intrusive message:

"You and my mother would get along fabulously. She's reflexologist and right into that psychic thingy. You might like to come to one of her meditation sessions"

It worked!

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05 Aug 2007, 4:27 pm

I've used psychic pick ups too.
Got someone to come to my bed
using them. STILL was too shy to
do anything, although I was naked.

Last night, I got hit on by a gay stripper.
His line was that I should be one too.

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