Guys who are arrogant (yes, I can tell you work out - get over yourself already)
Guys who expect me to be their mommy (If I want kids, I'll make a trip to the sperm bank thanks)
Guys who stereotype me into their idea of what all women are like instead of actually getting to know me
The above treating me like I'm a science experiment gone wrong when they realize what I'm really like
Guys who talk about how "nice" they are (if they really were, they wouldn't need to advertise)
Guys who talk about women being fat when they're really just average
Guys who find fault with most women and are waiting for a supermodel to notice them when they'd be lucky for any girl to notice them
Guys who feel the need to insult my intelligence because their own little bitty egos can't take that I'm as smart,or smarter, than they are
Guys who ridicule you if you don't agree with their every opinion ("What, you believe/don't believe in global warming? You're stupid!")
Guys who are clingy and cry "you don't love me" if you want any time alone when you could be spending it with them (oh, the deprivation of being away from you for 5 f***king minutes)
Really, I could go on and on but I'm starting to depress myself.
I see a pattern.