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26 Aug 2007, 10:25 pm

Spot17 wrote:

Bodorus wrote:

i want a girl with a manual, so that i can look up how to care for her, and when she's mad, i can look up in the manual how to manage that.

I want a guy like that. If you find a place that manufactures them, let me know. Cost isn't an issue, I have good credit.

General manual for wives regarding husbands:

1. Keep belly full, keep balls empty.
2. If problems persist, refer to Instruction #1.
3. DO NOT reverse the bolded terms in Instruction #1.

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26 Aug 2007, 10:30 pm

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A world class cook.

House proud.

Can suck a golf ball through 20 metres of garden hose.

Boy, you are one bad golfer!

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26 Aug 2007, 11:27 pm

Oh, where to begin, where to begin...I've talked about my dream girl so many times here, so many times.... >.<

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26 Aug 2007, 11:32 pm

Veresae wrote:

Oh, where to begin, where to begin...I've talked about my dream girl so many times here, so many times.... >.<

Begin here:

Blood red hair. :wink:

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26 Aug 2007, 11:36 pm

a little darker

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26 Aug 2007, 11:50 pm

I guess you can count me out, due to my roundness. :twisted:

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27 Aug 2007, 12:45 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

I guess you can count me out, due to my roundness. :twisted:

built for comfort :wink:

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27 Aug 2007, 12:58 am

5'6"-6'.
brunettes preferred, a little extra cushion. Eye color doesn't matter so much to me.
I like women that are themselves and aren't constantly trying to please me. They have to be somewhat into cars, and be interesting.
I shy away from NTs. They tend to be needy, and boring. Atleast with my past experiences.

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27 Aug 2007, 1:04 am

gwenevyn wrote:

Veresae wrote:

Oh, where to begin, where to begin...I've talked about my dream girl so many times here, so many times.... >.<

Begin here:

Blood red hair. :wink:

Make it the eyes, and you're on.

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27 Aug 2007, 2:38 am

Spot17 wrote:

Bodorus wrote:

i want a girl with a manual, so that i can look up how to care for her, and when she's mad, i can look up in the manual how to manage that.

I want a guy like that. If you find a place that manufactures them, let me know. Cost isn't an issue, I have good credit.

if i manage it to a girlfriend, i'll write her my manual. If you have already a manual, send it in pm, maybe we can make a deal.

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30 Aug 2007, 10:46 pm

the perfect girl

Salma Hayek

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30 Aug 2007, 11:11 pm

I keep telling myself that she'll be street legal in the U.S one of these days

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31 Aug 2007, 3:36 am

;D

800hp
T78-33D
1000cc injectors
Motec M 8oo
mmm....

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31 Aug 2007, 4:31 am

Easiest question ever
her name's Heather
wings without a feather
she still flies higher than all life's weather
easiest poem ever

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31 Aug 2007, 6:01 am

Something that didn't bother to show up.

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01 Sep 2007, 9:27 am

The Baroness from G.I. Joe.

Raven-black hair, a penchant for leather, and that whole "hot librarian" look she's got going on with those wire-frame glasses? Yes please.

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