Aspie to aspie pickup lines ; )

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For those that are into asians.

"Hi, I know a lot about the anatomy of asians. I think we'd be perfect together, then you could teach me more!"

"I've been looking for a beautiful asian to use as a model when I practise my anatomy in art. Would you mind posing naked?"

an aspie friend (who's got relationship problems right now) just asked me:

"if Steve dumps me, will you go out with me?"




you just gotta love that aspie tact and empathy thang

"Those are some sexy socks. I bet your feet are really pretty!"

Maybe that was a little lame, but what male NT would say that?

Have you noticed that though you attempt to part your hair in the middle, the part is always slightly offcenter?

Who are you, and why are you hitting on me?

sooo....ummm....

"Wanna come over to my house and stair at the TV? Seriously tho thats all we will do cause I cant stand being touched or physically close to anybody!"

"Is Alpha Centauri hotter tonight, or is it just you?"

"You've stolen my heart. But don't worry, I have three more in the freezer! "

That's one my ex told me.

Do you fancy coming upstairs, eating, drinking, reading about the history of faraway places and touching body parts?

so, i was wondering... what colour are your knickers?

The National Postal Museum has on display the first public appearance in three decades of the legendary Benjamin K. Miller Collection, which is known as the “crown jewels” of U.S. stamp collecting. The Miller collection is so large that it had to be exhibited in two parts. The stamps that are now on display at the museum are from the years between 1894 and the mid-1920s. The museum previously had Miller’s stamps from before 1894 on display, but switched to the 1894 to mid-1920's stamps on October 1.

Uh, the Miller Collection will be on display only until January 12, so, uh, you might want to go there and see it some time. I was there when the exhibit opened on October 1, and I've been going back to the museum about every other weekend to look at the stamps.

There's a girl with pink horn-rimmed glasses who works at Barnes & Noble, and I had a crush on her funkiness. She was just perpetually
funky
in her speech and body language, no matter how long I watched her.