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01 Dec 2007, 7:06 am

How YOU doin'?

(oh come on, somebody had to say it :P)


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01 Dec 2007, 8:15 am

Okay, how about this then:

Little horse, I could not help noticing you here filing your hooves by yourself. It behooves me to extend an invitation to you to bring you to the best farrier in town, thence to the swankiest and most romantic restaurant.

After that, I would like to bring you to Tiffany's, where it would greatly please me to buy you anything that you want.



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01 Dec 2007, 5:48 pm

By this point, I've known this colleague from work, for about 2 weeks, and we're friends. I've been myself, and been genuinely friendly to her, but at the same time balanced.(e.g not a "nice" guy.)

"Hey. You're looking gorgeous..... how's your day been, my good friend?"

*girl thanks me and replies with the usual "good thanks, you?"*

"I'm feelin' great. *usual chit chat* "I have nothing to do this weekend. Say, dinner, tommorow at eight? All on me. :wink:


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01 Dec 2007, 6:38 pm

Well, it looks like my best line was the fruit stickers. The offer to clip your nails for you came in second.

Would you really rather pick up the remote and make some pancakes for me, rather than my buying you anything that you want at Tiffany's?

Anubis seems to have his style down. Is there anything that you would suggest to improve his delivery?



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01 Dec 2007, 6:45 pm

Are you a lady?


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01 Dec 2007, 8:59 pm

Anubis wrote:
Are you a lady?


Are you asking me, or is that your proposed pickup line?

I'm a gent.

Joy: thanks for the tips, and yes, I am that weird. But, it doesn't really matter in my case -- I've been married for 18 years. I'm just trying to be a sport and help out.



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01 Dec 2007, 9:23 pm

i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
Anubis wrote:
By this point, I've known this colleague from work, for about 2 weeks, and we're friends. I've been myself, and been genuinely friendly to her, but at the same time balanced.(e.g not a "nice" guy.)

"Hey. You're looking gorgeous..... how's your day been, my good friend?"

*girl thanks me and replies with the usual "good thanks, you?"*

"I'm feelin' great. *usual chit chat* "I have nothing to do this weekend. Say, dinner, tommorow at eight? All on me. :wink:


well, it sounds like she would say yes... i like to be told i am gorgeous, and if you can do it in a manner that is more friendly than creepy, then that sounds perfect. but you also want her to know you do LIKE her as maybe more than a friend, so you might want to rethink the, "i have nothing to do this weekend" because it sounds like... "i have nothing to do, so i guess you'll do..." which would turn me off because no one likes to feel that you want to spend time with them by default. but you could say "i haven't made any plans YET this weekend" which would be just as casual sounding but less offensive.


((I see, thanks for that.))


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02 Dec 2007, 3:03 am

pandabear wrote:
Okay, how about this then:

Little horse, I could not help noticing you here filing your hooves by yourself. It behooves me to extend an invitation to you to bring you to the best farrier in town, thence to the swankiest and most romantic restaurant. After that, I would like to bring you to Tiffany's, where it would greatly please me to buy you anything that you want.

Erm, actually I'm a pretty good farrier, myself :D Swanky restaurant would be a no, too. And I don't need anything from Tiffany's

You're trying too hard (although 'behooves' was funny)

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MrSinister wrote:
How YOU doin'?

(oh come on, somebody had to say it )

Hahahahahaha :lol:

If you can get the accent right....

8/10

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Want me to make you feel like a real woman? Ok, here it goes.

I dropped the remote and I don't want to get up, could you get it for me? And make me some pancakes? And do my laundry?

:roll:

0/10

Anubis wrote:
By this point, I've known this colleague from work, for about 2 weeks, and we're friends. I've been myself, and been genuinely friendly to her, but at the same time balanced.(e.g not a "nice" guy.)

"Hey. You're looking gorgeous..... how's your day been, my good friend?"

*girl thanks me and replies with the usual "good thanks, you?"*

"I'm feelin' great. *usual chit chat* "I have nothing to do this weekend. Say, dinner, tommorow at eight? All on me.

Sorry, but the last bit sounds a bit cheesey. Leave out the 'all on me' and change 'say, dinner, tomorrow at eight' to 'would you like to meet up for something to eat tomorrow' as dinner at eight makes it sound like a proper 'date'. First dates, especially if you're already friends, work best if they're casual. Don't mention having nothing to do at the weekend, either. That would work for me :)



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02 Dec 2007, 7:29 pm

Well, it is a relief that no-one wants me to buy her anything at Tiffany's.



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02 Dec 2007, 7:54 pm

Hey lady type...

You can't spell slovenly without L-O-V-E... :wink:


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02 Dec 2007, 8:19 pm

Hey, hot sexy Ass Burger's mamacita.

What do you say you bring your ass to my place, and we can eat some burgers?