Who is the Sexiest Disney Princess?

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Who is the Sexiest Disney Princess?

Princess Belle	12%	[ 11 ]
Princess Jasmine	20%	[ 18 ]
Ariel	26%	[ 23 ]
Cinderella	6%	[ 5 ]
Snow White	3%	[ 3 ]
Mulan	10%	[ 9 ]
Pocahontas	7%	[ 6 ]
Esmeralda	9%	[ 8 ]
Other (specify)	7%	[ 6 ]

Total votes : 89

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14 Apr 2008, 8:50 pm

wouldn't sex with ariel be beastiality?

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15 Apr 2008, 1:23 am

AndersTheAspie wrote:

Pardon me, but Belle, Esmeralda, Mulan, Pokahontas and Cinderella aren't technically princesses, Cinderella becomes one in the end, but the others never were and never will be.

I'm not qualified to state which of my childhood memories are more "sexy", but I always had a liking for the little mermaide Ariel so I woted for her (Btw, you do know that she is 16 years old in the movie, right?)

Actually, Belle marries a prince as well.

And Ariel does get married at the end of it... I don't think many of the other girls from Disney are meant to be much older.

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purplefluffychainsaw wrote:

But if you're going to include Meg and Esmarelda, neither of which are princesses (technically, Pochahontas isn't either, but Disney list her with them, so she can be counted), then my vote would be for Jane (Tarzan), the most awesomest of all Disney women after the captain from Treasure Planet (who doesn't count because she's an alien).

Really? o____O I don't remember her father being included at all, unless it's in one of the sequels (which I refuse to watch/count as cannon except for Toy Story II, and that's pixar). Do they mean the jester guy, what ever his name is? *goes to have a look*

According wikipedia Esmeralda is a princess because her father becomes king of the Gypsies.

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15 Apr 2008, 8:54 am

After much deliberation, I decided on Ariel because I'm a sucker for redheads. Plus, she's designed to look like Alyssa Milano.

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15 Apr 2008, 9:49 am

Purplefluffychainsaw wrote:

AndersTheAspie wrote:

Pardon me, but Belle, Esmeralda, Mulan, Pokahontas and Cinderella aren't technically princesses, Cinderella becomes one in the end, but the others never were and never will be.

I'm not qualified to state which of my childhood memories are more "sexy", but I always had a liking for the little mermaide Ariel so I voted for her (Btw, you do know that she is 16 years old in the movie, right?)

Actually, Belle marries a prince as well.

And Ariel does get married at the end of it... I don't think many of the other girls from Disney are meant to be much older.

The Beast is a prince? I am quite sure that in the original fairytale he is merely a lord, but I guess Disney could have changed that, after all they did write in a happy ending for the little mermaide.

As for the age of the other "princesses" I can't really say, I do know that the historical Pocahontas was 12 though... she obviously isn't in the movie though

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15 Apr 2008, 9:58 am

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Disney love changing things, it's not that surprising. A lord is close enough to a prince. And yep, I just checked. "Once upon a time, in a far away land, a young prince lived in a shining tower." Princes are obviously more attractive.

o____O She was? But she got married to John Smith? Makes complaining about the ages of the Disney princesses a bit irrelevant, considering what their non-Disney counterparts did.

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15 Apr 2008, 10:19 am

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AndersTheAspie wrote:

The original story of the beauty and the beast is from ancient Greece, I am quite sure there were no princes in it.

And no Pocahontas did not marry Smith, he returned to England and left her there, this is in the movie too. Besides, there is no historical documentation of Smith and Pocahontas being in love, none that I recall at least.

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15 Apr 2008, 10:24 am

AndersTheAspie wrote:

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Didn't she marry John Rolfe

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15 Apr 2008, 10:45 am

I voted Jasmine, but Esmeralda and Pocahontas are damn close as well.

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15 Apr 2008, 10:45 am

AndersTheAspie even though I agree with you on no such documented romance between John Smith and Pocohontas.

Pocohontas and Chief Powhatan were told by colonists that John Smith had died whilst he sailed to England injured.

With John Smith gone, the "Indians" and settlers began to fight. Pocohontas was then captured by the colonists. They wanted to give them food in exchange for his favorite daughter.

It's said that she was treated kindly and lived with a preacher in Jamestown. She was baptized and took the name Rebecca. Then she married a colonist by the name of John Rolfe. They had a son by the name of Thomas.

John Rolfe and Pocohontas AKA Rebecca were invited to England. In England Pocohontas was called Lady Rebecca. She was entertained at the court of King James I. It's also said she that she was greatly admired and had many friends in England.

Later Pocohontas got the European disease known as Small Pox and died. She was buried in England with great honors.

I could go on about her family. I just wanted to add that she too went to England and became a well known figure there as well as Virginia, America.

Also Pocohontas was her nickname which meant "Playful One."
Her real name was Matoaka which meant "Little Snow Feather."

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15 Apr 2008, 10:57 am

I know she aint a princess but.... *gurgle*

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15 Apr 2008, 11:53 am

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Ah, right. Mum told me about her a while back, and I wasn't really paying attention to be honest. I just knew that she died in England, so assumed that was what happened (her grave is close to where I grew up, which was why mum was talking about it in the first place).

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15 Apr 2008, 12:13 pm

Wow, that it'd be cool to see her grave if it still stands. I wonder what she'd think about all these stories made about her. She'd probably even critique me since most of her biography passed down by word of mouth.

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15 Apr 2008, 2:51 pm

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"Her funeral took place on March 21, 1617 in the parish of Saint George's, Gravesend. The site of her grave is unknown, but her memory is recorded in Gravesend with a life-size bronze statue at St George's Church."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocahontas

It'd be funny to sit her down in front of the Disney movie for sure. XD

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15 Apr 2008, 3:06 pm

Ehh... kinda hard to decide, but I'll go with Ariel.

However the random bouts of singing will probably grate on my nerves. Same could be said for all of them though.

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15 Apr 2008, 3:58 pm

MissConstrue wrote:

I knew it was John Rolfe. I'm amazing at remembering random useless history information.

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15 Apr 2008, 5:52 pm

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Hey thanks!! !

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