05 Aug 2011, 2:26 pm
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05 Aug 2011, 6:14 pm
MXH wrote:
im guessing not as much as a house with gynecology books and magazines all over the place.
you may be right, unless you find someone whose special interest is human sexuality
Henbane wrote:
Hmmm.... nope... still wouldn't put me off you.
will you come over and be my trophy wife, then? i am sure you'd like to have your own space, but our houses are gigantic in canada. you can have your own room and needn't socialise unnecessarily.
05 Aug 2011, 6:24 pm
ok WAIT i thought of some more:
i am unbelievably clumsy. as i was getting to my seat on the bus today, i bumped into 2 people (both seated), stepped on someone toes, and bruised my hip when i walked into one of those handle/bar things. the bus was not moving.
i am incredibly unkempt. my hair is always tangled, even right after i comb it. and my clothes rarely make it to the end of the day looking clean. i also forget to check the mirror often enough, so i could be sporting anything from a milk mustache... to bedhead... to a pantleg tucked into a sock... to an inside-out shirt... to unmatched shoes. honestly that last one only happened one time. 
now THAT does it!
05 Aug 2011, 6:40 pm
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to unmatched shoes. honestly that last one only happened one time
Your not the only one, I turned up to work like that and people were too polite to point it out to me
I just remember walking out from the car park to my car thinking hmmm somethings not right with my feet and noticed on one foot i had a white trainner on the other I had one of my hiking boots. No wonder my feet felt out of kilter
05 Aug 2011, 6:43 pm
hyperlexian wrote:
Henbane wrote:
Hmmm.... nope... still wouldn't put me off you.
will you come over and be my trophy wife, then? i am sure you'd like to have your own space, but our houses are gigantic in canada. you can have your own room and needn't socialise unnecessarily.
Wow.. what an offer..... Could I bring a couple of other trophies with me? I'm determined to set up this aspie commune, and a ginormous Canadian house sounds ideal. I promise we'll be generally tidy and only make noise as appropriate. Do you live in a forest? That would be an added bonus.
05 Aug 2011, 6:53 pm
Laz wrote:
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to unmatched shoes. honestly that last one only happened one time
Your not the only one, I turned up to work like that and people were too polite to point it out to me
I just remember walking out from the car park to my car thinking hmmm somethings not right with my feet and noticed on one foot i had a white trainner on the other I had one of my hiking boots. No wonder my feet felt out of kilter
LOL mine were two different styles of hiking shoes. i noticed halfway through the day. do you think NTs ever have that happen? my dad did it once too, but i think he was an aspie.
05 Aug 2011, 6:57 pm
05 Aug 2011, 7:00 pm
Henbane wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Henbane wrote:
Hmmm.... nope... still wouldn't put me off you.
will you come over and be my trophy wife, then? i am sure you'd like to have your own space, but our houses are gigantic in canada. you can have your own room and needn't socialise unnecessarily.
Wow.. what an offer..... Could I bring a couple of other trophies with me? I'm determined to set up this aspie commune, and a ginormous Canadian house sounds ideal. I promise we'll be generally tidy and only make noise as appropriate. Do you live in a forest? That would be an added bonus.
not a forest, but rather a sprawling city.
the house has 3 bedrooms upstairs and 2 bedrooms downstairs. 2 full baths and a half bath. 2 living rooms, 1 kitchen. a garage. an abandoned army base across the street (though it is almost all torn down to make way for new houses, there is still a big greenspace).
oh, one catch... it is a rental house and we aren't allowed to have any more people living here. so you'd have to be squatters, and hide yourselves when the landlord comes a'calling,
05 Aug 2011, 7:05 pm
05 Aug 2011, 7:17 pm
hyperlexian wrote:
Henbane wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Henbane wrote:
Hmmm.... nope... still wouldn't put me off you.
will you come over and be my trophy wife, then? i am sure you'd like to have your own space, but our houses are gigantic in canada. you can have your own room and needn't socialise unnecessarily.
Wow.. what an offer..... Could I bring a couple of other trophies with me? I'm determined to set up this aspie commune, and a ginormous Canadian house sounds ideal. I promise we'll be generally tidy and only make noise as appropriate. Do you live in a forest? That would be an added bonus.
not a forest, but rather a sprawling city.
the house has 3 bedrooms upstairs and 2 bedrooms downstairs. 2 full baths and a half bath. 2 living rooms, 1 kitchen. a garage. an abandoned army base across the street (though it is almost all torn down to make way for new houses, there is still a big greenspace).
oh, one catch... it is a rental house and we aren't allowed to have any more people living here. so you'd have to be squatters, and hide yourselves when the landlord comes a'calling,
This sounds completely doable. I like the idea of the abandoned army base too. Useful for random camping trips and survival skills training.
Well then.... brace yourself, we'll be on our way shortly... I'll be bringing the polish.
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