Hale_Bopp's "tear apart my okcupid profile" thread

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The_Face_of_Boo
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19 Mar 2014, 4:16 am

This is officially the creepiest thing I have ever done on an internet form.

But hey, it's not my fault! We take things literally here right?



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19 Mar 2014, 2:27 pm

The sad thing is that if I wasn't already familiar with her, I would find this profile attractive, then I'd send a respectful message over, which hale_bop would secretly despise me for, because women like her don't like to be treated with respect, as she's shown in previous posts. Why don't you just flash your tits and say that you want to be man handled? You'd probably get the type of response you're looking for then.



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19 Mar 2014, 2:33 pm

ShamelessGit wrote:
The sad thing is that if I wasn't already familiar with her, I would find this profile attractive, then I'd send a respectful message over, which hale_bop would secretly despise me for, because women like her don't like to be treated with respect, as she's shown in previous posts. Why don't you just flash your tits and say that you want to be man handled? You'd probably get the type of response you're looking for then.


You are doing it again! You are being disrespectful and mean to the OP. It's unacceptable. I don't care what your feelings feel like, you have to behave in a respectful manner in the society because accidental passers by, such as myself, are affected by your words and actions - not just you and whoever you intended to hurt with your comments. Please consider growing up.



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19 Mar 2014, 2:37 pm

leafplant wrote:
ShamelessGit wrote:
The sad thing is that if I wasn't already familiar with her, I would find this profile attractive, then I'd send a respectful message over, which hale_bop would secretly despise me for, because women like her don't like to be treated with respect, as she's shown in previous posts. Why don't you just flash your tits and say that you want to be man handled? You'd probably get the type of response you're looking for then.


You are doing it again! You are being disrespectful and mean to the OP. It's unacceptable. I don't care what your feelings feel like, you have to behave in a respectful manner in the society because accidental passers by, such as myself, are affected by your words and actions - not just you and whoever you intended to hurt with your comments. Please consider growing up.


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19 Mar 2014, 2:42 pm

leafplant wrote:
You are doing it again! You are being disrespectful and mean to the OP. It's unacceptable. I don't care what your feelings feel like, you have to behave in a respectful manner in the society because accidental passers by, such as myself, are affected by your words and actions - not just you and whoever you intended to hurt with your comments. Please consider growing up.

Growth hormones?

Testosterone injections?

Powertraining?

Penile enlargement?


Lol, I love my crazy literal mind sometimes, don't mind me.



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19 Mar 2014, 3:10 pm

...and I thought I posted the creepiest post here.

I am really angelic.



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19 Mar 2014, 4:21 pm

ShamelessGit wrote:
The sad thing is that if I wasn't already familiar with her, I would find this profile attractive, then I'd send a respectful message over, which hale_bop would secretly despise me for, because women like her don't like to be treated with respect, as she's shown in previous posts. Why don't you just flash your tits and say that you want to be man handled? You'd probably get the type of response you're looking for then.

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19 Mar 2014, 11:12 pm

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I'm not the type of person you're looking for (at all), but I would suggest switching your profile pic to the one with you and the cat. The one that's primary now looks like a photo ID from a driver's license or a name badge: not a glamor shot.


What odd advice. What cat? I don't have a picture of me an the cat.

Boo.. LOL!



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20 Mar 2014, 12:56 am

I'm not the type of person you're looking for, either :lol: