Why wouldn't you date the user above you?

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11 Jul 2013, 9:11 am

But what if my special interest is to post in this thread
Are you saying that my special interest is not OK?
Are you getting between me and my special interest?
I don't need to tell you why I wouldn't date you, do I?

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Kjas
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11 Jul 2013, 9:13 am

:lol:
I know it's not your special interest. Thank god!

Because he is making me read a book and cracking a virtual whip behind me while doing so from his computer screen. :razz:
(Don't worry I am already on chapter 3)

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11 Jul 2013, 9:18 am

No I'm not!
*cracks whip*
Now say "you're not cracking a whip, Mr Correctional Officer"!

ALso, because she'll probably be finished with the book before I am even one thirdway through mine!

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11 Jul 2013, 9:24 am

You look too young to be a correctional officer. You need some stubble. I need someone with a more experienced night stick. :twisted:

Ladywoofwoof
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11 Jul 2013, 9:50 am

I lack any kind of night stick.. ;-) never mind an experienced one.

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11 Jul 2013, 11:19 am

Because she'd probably grab me with two of her many arms and eat me for dinner, and i don't feel like being chewed by razor teeth to then slowly be corrosed to death by alien tummy acid

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11 Jul 2013, 11:35 am

Doesn't know razor teeth aren't for chewing ...

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11 Jul 2013, 8:28 pm

stars aren't my type- they may be hot, but they're also violent, and i don't do long distance relationships.

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11 Jul 2013, 10:56 pm

Because I am married. LOL.

CheredIsTyping
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12 Jul 2013, 4:59 am

Because they don't approve of dating while being married, and that's sad.

I am a horrible wife. Oh well.

Rigor
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12 Jul 2013, 5:57 am

Because I'm not a homewrecker.

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12 Jul 2013, 8:37 am

Because his last name is mortis.

Ferrus91
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12 Jul 2013, 8:46 am

Because she has no avatar.

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12 Jul 2013, 8:52 am

Ferrus91 wrote:

Because she has no avatar.

Cause he's a hypocrite lol

ChromaticRaven
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12 Jul 2013, 10:31 am

Because judging by his avi he seems like the type whom if i upset him in any way, would point his Tommy gun at me to then cliche enough pull a home alone Gangster Johnny: "I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property" ... .. "before I pump your guts full of lead!" I imagine he'd end it all by saying "Keep the change, ya filthy animal"

Wha-wha-wha-wha

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12 Jul 2013, 11:21 am

Because Norway's rather far away.

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