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The_Face_of_Boo
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16 Jul 2022, 4:42 am

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Then when I was expecting my daughter he announced he was gay and he was leaving us. He married me for my money. 25 years later he's still suing me and also suing my daughter now, for everything we have.

* Even with the best of promises, women can be deceived into pregnancy, financial abuse, and a lifetime of harassment.

You are a brain surgeon if I recall correctly, right?

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16 Jul 2022, 11:02 am

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Kids always stare at me. Especially little girls. How do I make it stop?!

And you, what is your profession?

I can't answer that unless there's a gun pointing at me! I get paid for not doing much, which is great.

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16 Jul 2022, 11:45 am

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IsabellaLinton wrote:

You are a brain surgeon if I recall correctly, right?

No. You made that up yourself a long time ago.
I'd be more than happy to attempt blob-surgery though?

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16 Jul 2022, 1:53 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Where_am_I wrote:

Kids always stare at me. Especially little girls. How do I make it stop?!

And you, what is your profession?

ironpony, what is your profession?

Oh right now I'm a photographer, why?

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16 Jul 2022, 2:14 pm

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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

You are a brain surgeon if I recall correctly, right?

No. You made that up yourself a long time ago.
I'd be more than happy to attempt blob-surgery though?

And can't even remember your real job. I remember though that you make more than a surgeon.

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I'd be more than happy to attempt blob-surgery though?

Can you treat blobby hemorrhoids?

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16 Jul 2022, 2:16 pm

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I can't answer that unless there's a gun pointing at me! I get paid for not doing much, which is great.

You....you...!

Sounds like a dream job to me, what's your secret?

Do you want....a bribe to reveal it?

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16 Jul 2022, 2:19 pm

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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Where_am_I wrote:

Kids always stare at me. Especially little girls. How do I make it stop?!

And you, what is your profession?

ironpony, what is your profession?

Oh right now I'm a photographer, why?

Because some of you are spending TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS THREAD all around the clock; and that got me wondering how you guys are even making money.

This made me envious.

Wait, maybe Alex is paying salaries to you?

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16 Jul 2022, 2:52 pm

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And can't even remember your real job. I remember though that you make more than a surgeon.

Can you treat blobby hemorrhoids?

Nope. I never said that either. I don't even know what a surgeon earns.

At my high-point I earned six figures, but I was also a single mother and a homeowner without child support. My salary was equal to what a double-income family might earn, but I had to pay all the bills myself and maintain a stressful career so I wouldn't lose custody or be investigated by child welfare services.

I had to provide family court with evidence of a stable home, an excellent credit rating, and full-time employment including children's medical benefits and a pension. Single parents are faced with this scrutiny all the time.

It's weird but I can't imagine anyone batting an eyelash if a single father made six figures. When a single mother earns it, people wonder whether she's sincere or else they think she's milking the system.

When he first started attempting to sue me I was on maternity leave making $17,000 / year.
Clearly I wasn't rich because his motivation was power, rather than money.

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16 Jul 2022, 3:09 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

ironpony wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Where_am_I wrote:

Kids always stare at me. Especially little girls. How do I make it stop?!

ironpony, what is your profession?

Oh right now I'm a photographer, why?

I’m on summer break.

Once I get my full salary, I will make $45,000 per year.

I’m a single mom with no child support.

What is your profession?

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16 Jul 2022, 3:20 pm

The main thing he tried to sue me for was the matrimonial home.
I had paid the entire downpayment and made all the mortgages payments on my own.
The home was in my name.

He was unemployed and went after the house, even if it would have left his child homeless.

I got the house but he borrowed $100,000 against the title when he first left us, via bank fraud.
I had to pay that back while also meeting all the mortgage payments without fail.

He cost me about half a million dollars (plus interest) in legal fees over the next 25 years, for his various charades and his stubborn refusal to follow court orders or STFU. Yes he has a job now but that gives him even more money to throw at lawyers in his attempt to control and demean me, and his own child.

Fun wow. Sorry for the rant.

Sure, I'd be happy to excise your hemorrhoids -- I have a lot of experience with a***holes.

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16 Jul 2022, 3:35 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

ironpony wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Where_am_I wrote:

Kids always stare at me. Especially little girls. How do I make it stop?!

And you, what is your profession?

ironpony, what is your profession?

Oh right now I'm a photographer, why?

Oh I was just checking responses sent to me in my breaks at work.

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16 Jul 2022, 4:13 pm

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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

ironpony wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Where_am_I wrote:

Kids always stare at me. Especially little girls. How do I make it stop?!

ironpony, what is your profession?

Oh right now I'm a photographer, why?

I’m on summer break.

Once I get my full salary, I will make $45,000 per year.

I’m a single mom with no child support.

What is your profession?

Programmer. Web developer to be more specific.

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16 Jul 2022, 4:15 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Programmer. Web developer to be more specific.

How much money do you make?

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16 Jul 2022, 4:17 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

And can't even remember your real job. I remember though that you make more than a surgeon.

Can you treat blobby hemorrhoids?

You still haven’t stated your professsion.

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16 Jul 2022, 4:21 pm

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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Programmer. Web developer to be more specific.

How much money do you make?

You should consider the country’s GDP you’re working in.

I have an 2250$ monthly income from one project; and $1250+ from a couple of smaller projects.
Sounds like yours; except I don’t have the luxury of a summer vacation.

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16 Jul 2022, 4:23 pm

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IsabellaLinton wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

And can't even remember your real job. I remember though that you make more than a surgeon.

Can you treat blobby hemorrhoids?

You still haven’t stated your professsion.

Maybe because...
Privacy.

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