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Solvejg
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08 Jul 2011, 3:13 am

Thinks i don't like chocolate. I like it in small doses.


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08 Jul 2011, 3:19 am

She knows my secrets! 8O


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08 Jul 2011, 3:50 am

is drunk


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08 Jul 2011, 3:53 am

She doesn't like my drinking. :cry:


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08 Jul 2011, 4:14 am

Is too short


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08 Jul 2011, 7:22 am

Is too tall.



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08 Jul 2011, 7:25 am

is too skinny


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08 Jul 2011, 7:29 am

is because she lives in a land full of things that would kill me.



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08 Jul 2011, 7:33 am

Doesn't have long hair.


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08 Jul 2011, 11:07 am

Thinks Grisha is too skinny.


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08 Jul 2011, 6:21 pm

Says she doesn't do surfers yet now has a surf angel in her avatar

Probably too ADHD and too much of a stoner for my quiet withdrawn self

Anyway, I'm after a sandwich making wife, not a flakey gidget girl who craves constant attention.



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08 Jul 2011, 6:28 pm

he's after a sandwich making wife. wife? wtf? (I can make awesome sandwiches btw..)


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08 Jul 2011, 6:33 pm

I don't like being shown up with my sandwich making skillz.


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08 Jul 2011, 6:34 pm

Refuses to be surfman's sandwich making wife, thereby destroying my dream of entering into a threesome between Surfman, me, and Anna-Banana, where we're all married and own a sandwich shop.



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08 Jul 2011, 6:40 pm

Thinks I wouldn't want to co-own a sandwich shop.


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08 Jul 2011, 7:23 pm

Wears a sandwich board.