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16 Aug 2023, 4:26 pm

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- is a weirdo/creep/pervert


Guilty. :oops:


A person can get away with one red flag although, if I remember correctly, you also aren’t into sunsets. Hmmm….



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16 Aug 2023, 4:30 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
- is a weirdo/creep/pervert


Guilty. :oops:


A person can get away with one red flag although, if I remember correctly, you also aren’t into sunsets. Hmmm….


You stand accused of murder, arson, grant theft zeppelin and jaywalking.

You know, jaywalking is how they took down Al Capone.

"I uhh... thought that was tax evasion."

No, it was jaywalking; I read that in a book once.

:lol:


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16 Aug 2023, 4:31 pm

^ Hey, I was told by some as*holes that fornication was as bad as murder. :shrug:

It seems legit.



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16 Aug 2023, 4:38 pm

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^ Hey, I was told by some as*holes that fornication was as bad as murder. :shrug:

It seems legit.


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Everyone knows who's consent matters the most.


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16 Aug 2023, 4:43 pm

The sex wasn’t even enjoyable.

I should’ve just murdered while I was at it. Oh well. There’s always next time. It’s best to wait until one’s kids are grown and out of the house. You know how it is. There’s just not enough time in the day for a woman to do all the things she would like. Sigh.



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16 Aug 2023, 6:22 pm

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The sex wasn’t even enjoyable.

I should’ve just murdered while I was at it. Oh well. There’s always next time. It’s best to wait until one’s kids are grown and out of the house. You know how it is. There’s just not enough time in the day for a woman to do all the things she would like. Sigh.


It's a good job I'm not too literal of an autistic person.

This reads as terrifying if read & interpreted literally.



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16 Aug 2023, 6:26 pm

You can’t be 100% certain that I didn’t mean it literally. :skull:



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16 Aug 2023, 7:08 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:
The sex wasn’t even enjoyable.

I should’ve just murdered while I was at it. Oh well. There’s always next time. It’s best to wait until one’s kids are grown and out of the house. You know how it is. There’s just not enough time in the day for a woman to do all the things she would like. Sigh.


*double checks reading comprehension - thought this was porn or sexual obsession*


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16 Aug 2023, 7:27 pm

I’m only obsessed with sex on days that end in y.



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16 Aug 2023, 9:36 pm

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You can’t be 100% certain that I didn’t mean it literally. :skull:


*hides from TP* :lol:



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17 Aug 2023, 7:18 am

- is a weirdo like my abusive ex who was a major creep* about sex

- isn’t weird in a unique, interesting, or unusual sense

*I’m using the noun definition, not the verb.



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17 Aug 2023, 7:28 am

- Rolls onto your glasses in bed and warps them

- Doesn't brush your hair or teeth for you (not to be confused with "hairy teeth")

- Owes you half a million bucks or so, but doesn't pay up

- Has a mother who disowns a child with Downs

- Disowns their own child with ASD

- Just plain stops-speaking to the other one 16 years ago

- Doesn't bring you breakfast in bed or a surprise Door Dash order when you're hungry


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17 Aug 2023, 9:27 am

- tries to control or manipulate what you think and/or say



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17 Aug 2023, 11:56 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
- Rolls onto your glasses in bed and warps them

- Doesn't brush your hair or teeth for you (not to be confused with "hairy teeth")

- Owes you half a million bucks or so, but doesn't pay up

- Has a mother who disowns a child with Downs

- Disowns their own child with ASD

- Just plain stops-speaking to the other one 16 years ago

- Doesn't bring you breakfast in bed or a surprise Door Dash order when you're hungry


Do you mean they don't brush your teeth for you or their teeth for you?

Why would a person need someone else to brush their teeth for them? If they did, wouldn't that be the domain of a carer type person?



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17 Aug 2023, 11:56 am

Believes they know you better than you know yourself, even when they don't.



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18 Aug 2023, 9:30 pm

Starts smoking acacia bark and toad toxin.


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