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You brought up an interesting fact to me though.... The application DOES NOT ask if they are male or female now I know it asks for a girlfriend but many people call themselves girls and in fact were born men also some call themselves transgendered, which could be either way and still fit into your request now was that intentional, accidental, or do you just really like surprises? lol j/k

Freudian slip?

It's okay to be gay.

That is my new bumper sticker. Wanna buy one for a dollar?

This whole thread is hiLARious! Thanks, Alex.

This is where being mostly NT in a mostly AS (on-line forum) world gets really confusing. I can't tell if it's a joke and if it's not, it's weird and if it is, it's still weird - but that is just me. I'm glad everyone else is having fun

Don't feel alone - I'm an Aspie, and I can't tell if he's joking, either!

I have to just laugh at this!! ! This is almost funnier than trying to score on an internet dating site!! ! lmao

It would be hilarious if someone made a half-personalized one, like they were actually pretending to be serious.

This is a great idea, Alex!

Link to Tucker Max's dating application:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entri ... tion.phtml

This is quite "adult oriented," so if you're younger than about 16 you ought probably stay away from the meat of Tucker's site.

this had me laughing so damn hard, and yeah, I think he posted it to make a point about how people restrict themselves too damn much.

Im tempted to make my own joke application for women to fill out now as well.

Can't fault the honesty here can you? I love the way the box for 'no' for anal sex is slightly more bold, is there something you're trying to say alex?

I am still hung up, laughing about the 'holy taco .com' part. Heh heh heh. That is beautiful. I might have to use that application the next time I feel the need to get myself a girlfriend. Hope you do not mind if I use that some time. It would save me some trouble, I think.

Lets see... for my app ide have to replace blondes with red-heads for sure (not sure why, but I tend to fall head over heels for redheads, the stereotypical blondes annoy. also add an option for brunettes/black hair. Also got to add the box for punky/gothic looking (as long as they dont go too extreme). Breast size doesnt even matter too me (too be honest, huge ones are intimidating).


But yeah, if they have kids already the woman is off my list in a heartbeat. Dont need the extra 'baggage'. They are also off if they have any sort of STD, so yeah >_>

I need to browse other forums more often, this got to five pages before I saw it and posted...


Absolutely hilarious. And Sins, you telling off Alex was priceless.

I wonder if I can do a sex application on the adult forum... cut out all of that relationship stuff immediately and get to the good part.

I gotta stick up for blondes here. Being a natural redhead, I dye my hair blonde because it is an expression of how over-thinking leads to nothing but sadness.
In the real world, it sucks so f**k it. Have fun!

ethnicity column was by far the best part.