I hate to pee in the soup, but there's another problem all these ferriners and easterners didn't notice; there ain't nothing within fifty miles of Boise. Well, I wouldn't say nothing, there's mountains, and desert, and farms, and desert mountains, and farms in the desert...
People been talking about you relaxing your criteria a little. If you relax them enough, there's a town called Fruitland about sixty miles to the northwest. I never been there.
Maybe it's just me, but have you ever been around a woman who was technically beautiful, but shallow, boring, and annoying. It's amazing, you can actually sit there and watch them get less and less attractive while you listen to them. Then again, you ever been around somebody who was interesting, somebody with a deep heart who comes up with surprises, somebody you like? It's really fun looking at them.
Of course, if you're listening to my advice about romantic relationships, you're too dumb to be wasting your money going to school anyway.
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They murdered boys in Mississippi. They shot Medgar in the back.
Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
Well thank you buddy for your advice...
-Malvina