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01 Apr 2012, 4:16 pm

"You're hot. I'm not. Let's make average babies."

"Hey sexy lady...I know Klingon. Tonight, I am going to Klingon to you!"


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01 Apr 2012, 10:29 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
"You're hot. I'm not. Let's make average babies."

"Hey sexy lady...I know Klingon. Tonight, I am going to Klingon to you!"


:lmao:


:lol:

That was truly funny



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01 Apr 2012, 10:54 pm

Any of the stuff spambots say. I'm not going to quote, but most people would know what I'm talking about...


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01 Apr 2012, 11:32 pm

:lol: Yeah I would


Hey girl wana play tug a war her let me pull my rope out for ya :lol:



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01 Apr 2012, 11:37 pm

Is that a fox on your shoulder or am I seeing double?



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01 Apr 2012, 11:40 pm

Gravechylde wrote:
Is that a fox on your shoulder or am I seeing double?


:lol:

Good one



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02 Apr 2012, 12:12 am

"I finished my antibiotics today, wanna hook up?"

"My parole officer took my ankle bracelet off today, tonights my night to throw down! Whatcha say?"

"I got outta prison this morning and you'll be the first real woman in 8 years. You can't pass that up now, can you?"

"I'm drunk enough so you look good"


Sad to say, but I've had every single one of them used on me. I did not fall for them.


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02 Apr 2012, 12:43 am

OliveOilMom wrote:
"I finished my antibiotics today, wanna hook up?"

"My parole officer took my ankle bracelet off today, tonights my night to throw down! Whatcha say?"

"I got outta prison this morning and you'll be the first real woman in 8 years. You can't pass that up now, can you?"

"I'm drunk enough so you look good"


Sad to say, but I've had every single one of them used on me. I did not fall for them.


I wouldnt either but their are some pretty funny and cheesy lines guys use I wonder if girls do that to?



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02 Apr 2012, 12:48 am

Joker wrote:
OliveOilMom wrote:
"I finished my antibiotics today, wanna hook up?"

"My parole officer took my ankle bracelet off today, tonights my night to throw down! Whatcha say?"

"I got outta prison this morning and you'll be the first real woman in 8 years. You can't pass that up now, can you?"

"I'm drunk enough so you look good"


Sad to say, but I've had every single one of them used on me. I did not fall for them.


I wouldnt either but their are some pretty funny and cheesy lines guys use I wonder if girls do that to?


If a girl wants to pick up a guy for sex, we don't have to use lines. We can just ask. Nine times out of then they will do it.


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02 Apr 2012, 11:51 am

OliveOilMom wrote:
Joker wrote:
OliveOilMom wrote:
"I finished my antibiotics today, wanna hook up?"

"My parole officer took my ankle bracelet off today, tonights my night to throw down! Whatcha say?"

"I got outta prison this morning and you'll be the first real woman in 8 years. You can't pass that up now, can you?"

"I'm drunk enough so you look good"


Sad to say, but I've had every single one of them used on me. I did not fall for them.


I wouldnt either but their are some pretty funny and cheesy lines guys use I wonder if girls do that to?


If a girl wants to pick up a guy for sex, we don't have to use lines. We can just ask. Nine times out of then they will do it.


That's what YOU think... :hmph:



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02 Apr 2012, 1:42 pm

"I wish I was mayonnaise so I could be spread on those buns".

Somebody actually used that once.


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02 Apr 2012, 3:03 pm

"I feel off, can you turn me on?"


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02 Apr 2012, 4:37 pm

There's a hosepipe ban? That's okay as my hose is indoors only. How about watering those plants?
You want a go on my pogo stick?
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02 Apr 2012, 7:16 pm

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02 Apr 2012, 7:44 pm

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

You are so beautiful that I could even drink your bath water.

Are you hungry? Because I got an all you can eat buffet right here with your name on it.

You're like a banana... good and ripe!

You're so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt.

You're so cute when you stare at me with your lazy eye.

Can I lick that film off your teeth?


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02 Apr 2012, 7:46 pm

Hurry - you need to stop, drop, and roll baby - cause you are on fire!

Do you come here often? I swear I haven't seen you around before.

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a koala.

You sure have a great looking tooth.


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