It's impossible for me to date, ever

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Er, right. So you want everybody here to tell you that you're "an ugly, poor, slow, stupid, uneducated, smelly, poor, ignorant, unattractive, repulsive, depressed, lonely, uninteresting bum that can't do anything right?"

I do not believe you for a single second. Nobody wants to be hated by their fellow human beings. Most of us, when we say how horrible we are, are hoping to be contradicted. If you genuinely want to be hated in this way, then you are very puzzling, and I cannot make you out at all.

A bunch of reasonably well-written stuff in his OP.

I have no qualities whatsoever to attract women.

First off, I'm 26, poor, surviving off SSI checks, while still living with my grandma.

2nd, I'm slow, stupid, and uneducated, and most people treat me as such. I dropped out in the 9th grade after failing twice, and this is while I was in special ed, and had been for my entire school life. So basically I learned nothing, and is borderline illiterate. I know nothing about politics, literature, science, math, history, art, religion, philosophy. I can barely do simple fractions and time-tables.

Also, I'm hideously ugly, as most women (even men) have told me throughout my life. It's to the point that people can tell I'm I'm half ret*d just by looking at my face. I talk funny as well, with a deep southern drawl and a stutter. I don't do myself any favors when I open my mouth.

I have a huge scent problem. This is going back decades from when I was in school. I smell even after taking showers. (probably because I don't know how to bathe properly, the way my house smells, and/or a gland problem) It's embarrassing and humiliating, it's basically like human repellent that I can't get rid of. Who wants to be around someone who smells like me?

I am a low functioning, developmental delayed, mental midget with aspegers. I have no special skills or talents. I can't drive, or even do simple task like mowing lawns or delivering papers w/o screwing them up.

I'm boring, bland, annoying, uninteresting, and just plain irritating to be around. I lack knowledge on just about anything interesting that people want to talk about.

I have no life skills, and my grandma basically takes care of me. I have no idea what it means to be a "man" (that's what people keep telling me) I'm a 14-15 year old trapped in a 26 year old mans body.

I have no friends, and my "hobbies" for most of the past decade are playing video games, and watching anime/porn. I'm a hermit that's spent the most of the last decade locked up in my house.

Based on all what I said above, doesn't it sound like I'm the most repulsive, pathetic, bummish loser you're ever seen?

No girl/woman/female has ever given me the time of day, let alone a phone number, and I haven't hung out with anyone (male/female) in the last ten years.

Could you blame anyone that wouldn't want to hang out with someone like me?

Don't give him any more compliments, guys. You're just giving him an excuse to sh*t on himself even more.

No need.

As for the point of this thread, it's just for him to let all his frustrations out. Nobody should expect this to be a thread about him wanting to change himself. Even the advice I gave him I know he won't be bothered with it.

I don't really know how to bathe but I've tried doing that more often lately and I still have the same smell. I literally stink up rooms, and I'm very self conscious about that.

Right, where is this "smell" coming from? Is it sweat? Does it come only from your armpits? If so, you need to buy a very strong deoderant. I recommend one called BoneDri. It actually works. It is very expensive, but it works. I know because I sometimes suffer from excessive sweating when deprived of sleep, and I had to resort to buying it. Edit: you must, of course, wash your armpits before you put it on. It's no good applying it on top of a layer of stinkiness. The idea is to apply it to clean fresh armpits, to make sure they stay that way.

Or perhaps this smell is coming from your mouth. Do you have bad breath? Make sure you are brushing and flossing your teeth every day, and rinsing with mouthwash.

Or perhaps the bad smell is coming from your clothes. If so, change them and wash them frequently.

Or perhaps it is coming from your hair. Unwashed hair can smell stinky. Just wash your hair regularly.

Or perhaps it's coming from your feet. If so, wash them, and buy a special deoderising foot cream.

Or perhaps it's coming from flatulence, If so, try not to fart in public.

There. I think I've covered all the possible causes of this smell, and advised on what to do. If the cause of the smell is not listed here, tell us what it is, and we can try and give you some advice.

I don't understand how you can "not know how" to bathe. Just get in the bath/shower, spread some soap/shower gel over your body, rub it around and work it into a foam, then rinse it off and dry yourself with a towel. Problem solved.

This is going back to my early teens. When I was in school, I would have entire classrooms smelling and people would often move from my general area.

There was no shortage of people cracking on me, obviously.

I don't know what it comes from specifically. My sister is a year younger than me, and she still has problems urinating in bed. Also, she has problems showering, so the house smells a lot.

Maybe the smell from my house gets into my clothes before I leave home.

Maybe it's because my bathroom is filthy and nasty. Holes everywhere, wood dry-rotten, foundation crumbling, rat infested, and the tub is so full of scum that it's impossible to clean out.

Maybe it's because I sweat through my back, armpits, and feet whenever I'm around crowds of people due to social anxiety. Maybe that's a cause of the odor.

Or maybe I don't know how to bathe myself properly, otherwise why would I smell so bad?

It probably a combination of the above.

Zoiks!! Another thread on the exact same topic???

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