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indeed.

my internet connection was lost for about 20 minutes immediately after i posted my last post in this thread, and i wished to edit my post to remove the bit about unloading my "entire" charge 3 times (which is illogical since i can only unload my "entire charge" only once), but whatever.

i am now too tired to make up a rhyme because i could not be bothered, so i am going to go to bed.

i sleep like egyptian mummy's. beat that.

That's cheating because you are inorganic. Moreover your arms are too short so you can't cross them in the mummy style.

I can swear in Assyrian.

Proof: Nisu! (s**t)

Anytime I apply makeup I sing "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's just a disease!"

Brags:
• I am super f*cking terrified of birds.
• I peed in my sleep a few weeks ago when I was really sick.
• When dudes flirt with me, I literally become nauseated.
• I love my dog more than I like my girlfriend despite really really really liking her.
• I'd go full hetero for Vigilans

Maybe I'm born with it, maybe it's just a diseeeeaaase

i got sick of it back in the 80s with Anne Rice and her ridiculous Lestat books. i had friends who were so obsessed it was all they talked about, then there were some movies that came out in the 90s i think. i figure i can handle it this time around and maybe it'll be back in another form in 20 or 30 years

I have a friend who used to constantly be called Lestat when he had long hair. I guess that was from Interview With a Vampire and not the books but... I'm pretty sure he'll forever resent those books and that movie.

there was practically a cult built around the book series, but the movies definitely put the series into popular culture. your poor friend!! !

Maybe it's time to read Terry Pratchett's "Carpe Jugulum" instead...

The house I live in is a Grade II listed building.

1994. I remember it. A friend of mine went to the cinema 5 times to watch it. She has been always a big, big, big fan of the books and the movie.

My favourite character in that movie was the journalist portrayed by Christian Slater (this was my interest in vampires )

Agreed.

I think they're hilarious, personally. Has anyone in here seen RiffTrax versions of Twilight?

Brags:
- I run away from guys I like.
- I have serious issues with collecting animals that everyone else hates and I love them more than I do most people.
- I got to photograph one of the most stunning girls I have ever seen the other day, and the photographs came out even better than I expected.

-I have a very strong sex drive
-I get bored very easily
-Swampass is literally the funniest word, you know this and I know this!
-I give the best handjobs... to myself!
-I have more knowledge than I know what to do with
-I have skills with my axe that make the panties drop!
-I am the dirtiest Motherf***er on this site.

And last but certainly not least:

-I professionally swim between the legs of bow-legged women.

The animal collecting thing is something I've recently started doing. I fostered Shower Cat and then an elderly woman's granddaughter adopted him for her and I found out they put him in the shelter because he kept getting in the bath with her and jumping into the sink anytime she turned the faucet on. I sold some old electronics and bailed him out of animal jail and I haven't had a peaceful shower since. But I find it very charming.

-I'm funny
-smart
-unique
-handsome
-cute
-artistic
-open minded
-I stand by my morals and don't need anyone else to tell me what is right or wrong
-I'm not shallow
-nor materialistic
-I judge everyone else by the same standards I have set for myself
-I know when people are treating me like **** and will no longer stand for it
-Charlie always wants to come in my room. Not sure what the reason is. Could be he likes my bed or the view from my window, or he wants me to feed him, or just because my door is always closed

- Tall
- Athletic
- Determined
- Attentive listener and caring
- Leading a healthy lifestyle and nutritional diet is strict
- Free from addictions as such as alcohol, coffee and smoking
- Helpful to others including my friends
- A bit of a film and video game buff
- Grounded
- Disciplined
- Intelligent
- Open minded
- Entrepreneurial
- Encouraging towards others in believing in themselves and finding their potential.