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24 Jan 2007, 11:39 pm

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You don't even have to pull the trigger on the squirt gun.


lol @ death by squirt gun.


no... it's suicide by cop



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24 Jan 2007, 11:40 pm

ahayes wrote:
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You don't even have to pull the trigger on the squirt gun.


lol @ death by squirt gun.


no... it's suicide by cop


The police aren't armed in this country, so it isn't an option here....hmmm, unless they strangle you or something.



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24 Jan 2007, 11:41 pm

andy1976uk wrote:
ahayes wrote:
andy1976uk wrote:
ahayes wrote:
You don't even have to pull the trigger on the squirt gun.


lol @ death by squirt gun.


no... it's suicide by cop


The police aren't armed in this country, so it isn't an option here....hmmm, unless they strangle you or something.


WTF? How do they keep from getting shot? What do they do when they are shot at?



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24 Jan 2007, 11:45 pm

I'm suprised that so many people don't know there's a painless and peaceful way to go. I'm pretty suprised I didn't think of a better way when I tried to jump through the ice.



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24 Jan 2007, 11:45 pm

ahayes wrote:
andy1976uk wrote:
ahayes wrote:
andy1976uk wrote:
ahayes wrote:
You don't even have to pull the trigger on the squirt gun.


lol @ death by squirt gun.


no... it's suicide by cop


The police aren't armed in this country, so it isn't an option here....hmmm, unless they strangle you or something.


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WTF? How do they keep from getting shot?


They've got body armour. Notice how I spell it CORRECTLY with the 'u' and not your foolish American way. :P :twisted:



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What do they do when they are shot at?


Die, usually. Unless they're lucky to have sent in a special Armed Response Unit first, but the average cop is totally unarmed apart from a baton. Firearms are much less widely available here so it hasn't become a serious issue....yet.



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24 Jan 2007, 11:49 pm

This is what typical British cops look like....

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Intimidating eh?

AHEM.



No seriously, more like this....

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I sent ones taken from behind so you can't make any comments about "English teeth" :P



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24 Jan 2007, 11:50 pm

andy1976uk wrote:
ahayes wrote:
andy1976uk wrote:
ahayes wrote:
andy1976uk wrote:
ahayes wrote:
You don't even have to pull the trigger on the squirt gun.


lol @ death by squirt gun.


no... it's suicide by cop


The police aren't armed in this country, so it isn't an option here....hmmm, unless they strangle you or something.


Quote:
WTF? How do they keep from getting shot?


They've got body armour. Notice how I spell it CORRECTLY with the 'u' and not your foolish American way. :P :twisted:



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What do they do when they are shot at?


Die, usually. Unless they're lucky to have sent in a special Armed Response Unit first, but the average cop is totally unarmed apart from a baton. Firearms are much less widely available here so it hasn't become a serious issue....yet.


I'm really glad I'm not a cop in the UK.

I have never spelled "armour" without the 'u'.



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24 Jan 2007, 11:51 pm

andy1976uk wrote:
This is what typical British cops look like....

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Intimidating eh?

AHEM.



No seriously, more like this....

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I sent ones taken from behind so you can't make any comments about "English teeth" :P


They don't look too tough, I could beat them up with my flashlight.



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24 Jan 2007, 11:57 pm

ahayes wrote:
andy1976uk wrote:
This is what typical British cops look like....

Image

Intimidating eh?

AHEM.



No seriously, more like this....

Image

I sent ones taken from behind so you can't make any comments about "English teeth" :P


They don't look too tough, I could beat them up with my flashlight.



Eventually the pressure to routinely arm them will become overwhelming, as everytime one of them gets pwned, uhm, gunned down in the line of duty, it becomes national frontpage news and a big fuss is made about it.



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25 Jan 2007, 12:01 am

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25 Jan 2007, 12:04 am

Actually I carry a 6D Mag in my backpack, from what I understand it's illegal in some cities because it's considered a baton.



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25 Jan 2007, 12:04 am

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We should take over this stinking island, together our forces would be invincible; you armed with your trusty flashlight and me with my special meltdown powers would be unstoppable! :twisted:



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25 Jan 2007, 12:06 am

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Actually I carry a 6D Mag in my backpack, from what I understand it's illegal in some cities because it's considered a baton.



One of these....

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?



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25 Jan 2007, 12:22 am

Here's the armed ones, they carry MP5s. They're a common sight in airports and outside government buildings.

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25 Jan 2007, 12:33 am

andy1976uk wrote:
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Actually I carry a 6D Mag in my backpack, from what I understand it's illegal in some cities because it's considered a baton.



One of these....

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?


Yeah, it's more of a penis extention than anyting.



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25 Jan 2007, 1:19 am

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No woman on this planet is worth me ending it.

Oh, how unromantic :wink: