Use Any Good Pickup Lines Lately?

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14 Aug 2015, 2:05 am

I know I have, and therefore, I know from experience what typically works and what does not. Although there are certainly some cheesey things that I've seen seem to work although I would certainly not use those particular lines/methods myself. Guys who have nine-inchers seem to be able to just go about saying that they have a nine-inch dong, and if the girl doesn't believe him, all he has to do is whip it out & offer/entice her to let her ride it before some other girl claims it for herself...

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and I doubt anyone would even try them in real life

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14 Aug 2015, 7:53 am

"I don't think you're good in bed".

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14 Aug 2015, 8:04 am

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From across the bar you looked a little on the heavy side, but as I got a little closer, I noticed you were ugly too!

How is this a good pickup line? I'm confused.

It's an attention getter.

It starts out with a rude comment, then when you think he is gonna tell you he was mistaken, and you are actually prettier than what he first though...he insults you again. lol

You would have to be pretty smooth with the ladies to pull this one off. I would prolly get slapped, if I tried it.

You'd definitely get one of those weird NT looks (like I'm constipated) then shown my backside. :-p OR like they used to say - Talk to the hand!

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14 Aug 2015, 8:27 am

Pickup lines are for low people, I do not use them. I just say what I think.

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17 Aug 2015, 3:36 pm

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17 Aug 2015, 7:00 pm

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17 Aug 2015, 7:01 pm

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17 Aug 2015, 7:18 pm

Just politely ask him/her, "Shall we hook up?"

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17 Aug 2015, 9:20 pm

Tell the girl that your pickup truck talks.

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17 Aug 2015, 9:48 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

Tell the girl that your pickup truck talks.

Reminds me of a redneck joke.

Q: "What is an effective pickup line for rednecks?"
A: "Git inna truck, woman! An' don' kick tha gun rack!"

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18 Aug 2015, 4:16 pm

I guess a good pickup line is a gross line showing how gross you can afford to be, because you're so valuable you can and do get laid anyway.

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18 Aug 2015, 4:26 pm

Spiderpig wrote:

I guess a good pickup line is a gross line showing how gross you can afford to be, because you're so valuable you can and do get laid anyway.

Not at all, people here are just joking.

(With a sad look on the face) Inheriting fifty million dollars doesn't make you happy after all, if you have a weak heart like mine...

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18 Aug 2015, 4:30 pm

Peacesells wrote:

Spiderpig wrote:

I guess a good pickup line is a gross line showing how gross you can afford to be, because you're so valuable you can and do get laid anyway.

Not at all, people here are just joking.

(With a sad look on the face) Inheriting fifty million dollars doesn't make you happy after all, if you have a weak heart like mine...

Is that supposed to be a pickup line?

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18 Aug 2015, 4:33 pm

nurseangela wrote:

Peacesells wrote:

Spiderpig wrote:

I guess a good pickup line is a gross line showing how gross you can afford to be, because you're so valuable you can and do get laid anyway.

Not at all, people here are just joking.

(With a sad look on the face) Inheriting fifty million dollars doesn't make you happy after all, if you have a weak heart like mine...

Is that supposed to be a pickup line?

Yes why?

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18 Aug 2015, 4:39 pm

Hey baby! Fool around on the first date? Works every time.

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