i finally met a girl!

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i bet i told you if this girl was fat, you people would have no problem with me faking amnesia and pretending to be arrhnold

If she is NT then acting needy is 95% guaranteed to work. I mentioned the sniffing because it would more than take care of the remaining 5% because it crosses into the creepy category which sends them running faster than anything.

I don't think you have to lie to her Richard just take my suggestions, I would be absolutely floored if you proved them wrong. They are not based on my opinion by the way. I know what works. Just read most books about this sort of thing. Seriously.

Calandale I not sure what you mean by your last paragraph.

Actually, yes I do. If you don't find her
attractive, well - you made a mistake.
Own up to it with her. Ignore her as much
as possible, but if she comes back, let her
know that you think it was a mistake, and
you're just not really interested. This s**t
happens.

nb411 - that anyone attracted to me is a
wacko, so these plans wouldn't work.

haha Calandale if he did this, again assuming she is NT it will actually make her want him more. At least in the short term and then she will give up. It plays on the concept of challenge.

Which is of course the goal.

I'm much more worried (given whom we are talking about) that
she's NOT sane at all. In which case, staging your own death might
be the best solution.

i haven't read everything, you wrote a lot since i went to sleep few hours ago but you are apparently talking about making her to give up. did you already consider telling her straight to back off?

richard why not just tell her you aren't interested in a relationship? I think lying is really going to make things worse.

You sound like you either have a fear of commitment or a closeness problem like me.

I've let loose a couple of loud HAH! sounds from reading this thread.

Okay, now, she is to be dumped, by amnesia or faking a death.

And piling on some more lies.

Unless she dumps him first,

in which case...

She becomes his soulmate

And he must win her back by making grand promises of the moon and

If he is successful, repeat thread as needed.

are you enjoying the goss TRUE?

You meet some stranger in a forest, she becomes interested in you after you say that her shirt is hot then you have sex 15(?) times. Either you were dreaming or you now have about 10 STD's.

well thats how i saw it, i dont know if thats exactly what happend but im sure it went down something like that. 15 times might have been a a little much it was probably more like 2 or 3, and i had my pocket protector with me.

cant you just take her back out to the forest and tie her bridle up to another tree and be on your merry way?

she was a fat lass, if thats what you mean. i talked to her this smorning and you will all be happy to know i told the truth. i told her we fell into things to quickly and that i think we should be friends. (wich means we will never see each other) she understood, suprise suprise.

0_equals_true

You asked me:
are you enjoying the goss TRUE?

What is "goss"?

I'm not sure if it is gos or goss. This is probably when I go as I'm not to good as explaining these things. I mean it in gest. It is short for gossip. Over the watercooler type thing where people have a guilty pleasure of enjoying other peoples dirty laundry. Ah crap I put my foot in it. I was more referring to your apparent sense of intrigue, as your not the only who replied as such. One of my female friends is into a 'good goss' as I believe they call it and reality tv/celebrities. Never really seen the appeal but then again I'm weird like that. She is also a nerd like me.

well there's no shame in banging a fat chick richard.
you spiced up her life for a couple of days, even fat girls need some fun, you should be proud of yself for spreading some good times around.
consider it your good deed for the year.