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07 Nov 2017, 5:31 am

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Yeah, but since you...women, make a big deal and noise about such advances then guys have to figure out other way to pass the message, hence why lame pickups got born on this planet - just in order to pass this message in a way not to offend your "sensible hearts" (yet usually it doesn't work unless you find the guy sexy).


That's certainly a cynical way of looking at it. Not that I mind, of course- I find cynicism refreshing sometimes.



What did you expect from the Face of BOO?

Anyway, I don't want to sleep with you.


And no one here wants to sleep with you, so it works. congratulations.



Oh but you are mistaken, you can't speak for other - if only you could take a peek into my WP inbox....oh my...tons of scandals.

The internet doesn't care about that though it cares about things that are made public.



Sorry, I am not that low to publish the nudes that I have privately received from my fan ladies here. :shameonyou:

I am a naughty gentleman.

Nice try though.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:33 am

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Actually drunken cider drinking person who played the video game skyrim for like 7 hours today and not even pausing to smoke weed mode, but stoned now because I smoked a lot to compensate mode. I guess it could be renamed 'warrior of venus' mode as that's a lot less words to remember.


Yeah, and that first title would probably be too hard to put in a comic book, assuming someone got bored enough to make one about all of this silliness...



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07 Nov 2017, 5:34 am

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Sweetleaf is on the "Warrior of Venus" mode again.



Actually drunken cider drinking person who played the video game skyrim for like 7 hours today and not even pausing to smoke weed mode, but stoned now because I smoked a lot to compensate mode. I guess it could be renamed 'warrior of venus' mode as that's a lot less words to remember.


It sounds you had a productive day.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:35 am

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Sweetleaf is on the "Warrior of Venus" mode again.


Hey! Where's MY terrible nickname? :(


I would call you.....


Terrible Meow.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:39 am

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I would call you.....


Terrible Meow.




I like it.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:40 am

Great. Now I'm in the cat viral video section of YouTube again.

I hope you're proud of yourself.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:47 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
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Sweetleaf is on the "Warrior of Venus" mode again.



Actually drunken cider drinking person who played the video game skyrim for like 7 hours today and not even pausing to smoke weed mode, but stoned now because I smoked a lot to compensate mode. I guess it could be renamed 'warrior of venus' mode as that's a lot less words to remember.


It sounds you had a productive day.


Very productive, I was able to complete a couple missions in the game.....though i was already planning to do nothing active today as i have a cold brought on by annoying warm/cold weather in Colorado. We had a day of 80% hot weather and then winter weather the next day...that sort of weather change always makes me sick, literally. I don't get sick often but when I do it often times correlates with extreme temperature changes in the weather.


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07 Nov 2017, 5:48 am

YouTube was made for cat videos.



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07 Nov 2017, 5:52 am

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Very productive, I was able to complete a couple missions in the game.....though i was already planning to do nothing active today as i have a cold brought on by annoying warm/cold weather in Colorado. We had a day of 80% hot weather and then winter weather the next day...that sort of weather change always makes me sick, literally. I don't get sick often but when I do it often times correlates with extreme temperature changes in the weather.


Yuck! I used to have those days a lot when I lived in Utah! Those are the worst! :(



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07 Nov 2017, 5:53 am

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YouTube was made for cat videos.


And memes. Don't forget memes.



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07 Nov 2017, 6:01 am

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:lol:

I needed that. Thanks!



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07 Nov 2017, 6:04 am

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I would call you.....


Terrible Meow.




I like it.


Wow that's hilarious....but one of the cats my mom has that has no tail will meow simularly for attention, but its way more high pitched like a loud kitten meow.


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07 Nov 2017, 6:31 am

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Wow that's hilarious....but one of the cats my mom has that has no tail will meow simularly for attention, but its way more high pitched like a loud kitten meow.


Awww...

I once had a cat who tried a very annoying method of waking me up. He decided it would be a wise idea to jump up on my bed at 5 am one morning and meow directly into my ear to let me know that it was time to feed him.

That didn't last long.



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07 Nov 2017, 6:53 am

I have a awful one!

“You know I’m related to Henry Wade? Because I am going to make you not even want an abortion.”

Even worse, I am related to Henry Wade.



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07 Nov 2017, 7:10 am

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I have a awful one!

“You know I’m related to Henry Wade? Because I am going to make you not even want an abortion.”

Even worse, I am related to Henry Wade.


Yeah, that's pretty terrible, too...

That really sucks. I thought my brother sharing a birthday with Hitler was bad...