Can you tell when you get hit on?

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The 2nd pm? What luck. Maybe this time you will give me a massage when it ends~

Were those also just empty talks about having a hardon in such a long time? o:
Totally believes it.
Although there is a pattern for some guys to lie about cumming and such things.

Why are you so worried about all that if you already have a husband?

She likes it when she feels desirable to her husband.

I have a wife, and I still want to know if I’m desirable.

It’s natural for people to want to be and feel desirable, no matter their marital status.

Sometimes, I wonder if women think I'm hitting on them when that's not even remotely my intention. Yeah, I know they need to be vigilant, etc. But some seem a little too egotistical sometimes. Or perhaps I'm misreading them.

Or is this one of those forbidden topics?

You are a lovely flirt and you are one of my favourites, but even you haven't given me a hardon.
At my age, it very rarely happens.

No, it was a metaphorical hardon, an intellectual titillation, part of the flirting game.
If you really want to inspire one, tell me an hour beforehand and I will take a little blue pill.

Regarding the massage.
I can give you one anytime.
How about this evening?

I am very thorough.
Set aside at least 4 hours, no charge.
Your company is all that I desire.
A happy ending is offered, if you want one.

Half the women I meet in real life think I am hitting on them.
Half the males think I am gay and trying to hit on them.
Being open and honest is unusual, in the NT world, it seems.
It is a laugh, these days.

Evolution at work.

It's getting very Hard to know when you're joking and when you're not. Part truth and part show-off~ My ex was finely wet at 66. How misleading to put me on the top of the food chain, Skunkii, and not let me even show my teeth.

You have to catch up to me now, take that blue pill for two weeks and we'll see how much fun you can have. Don't you think it's so senseless keeping the magic pills around unused when you can be young again? Who knows, you might have some fun with some of your favorites. We can make something more out of your flirt. Lights down low.

I only take public view offers of that length, and you are always welcome into my office, once you have some dash of blue on your tongue and tie. We shall get down to business in two weeks, wear your lightest apron. What's happy to me is not meant to have an ending.

Something tells me that the penetration avoidance thing was true, why else would you be explaining it so descriptively and proudly after I disclosed my preference? Ehehe~

My default is to assume, if I do pick up on some flirty type behavior, that whoever is only being nice or it's their personality and they're like that with everyone. Unless the person is blunt about their intentions, I don't think they're actually hitting on me. Mostly though, I miss it if someone does hit on me. It goes right over my head.

In the past, every time I thought someone liked me it turned she was only being friendly or wanting to be friends.

About 5 or 6 years ago I had a coworker who constantly invited me to hang out and go places with her and her son and invited me to her parents' house on holidays. But after 5 or 6 months of this she turned around and told me she only wanted to be friends. I wouldn't have gotten angry if she had made that clear and established her boundaries from the start. But instead she acted like we were going out for months and got my hopes up only to crush them.

There was a young lady I went to college with. I'm fairly certain she's on the spectrum. She kept to herself a lot and didn't easily open up to people. But she would come sit with me at lunch and talk about Star Wars or How I met Your Mother a lot.

One coworker I'd known for years one day started acting strange and teasing me while we were working. As far as I know, she was still seeing someone at that time. Afterwards she got angry and refused to speak to me for months. Then at one point she commented that I don't understand anything about women.

I was living with a gay couple in 2011, and they had a female friend from Texas who would come visit every so often. It was the birthday party of one of my roommates, and she asked me if I get drunk a lot. I said no. Then she said "but I bet you have a lot of sex". Still not sure what to make of that one even after all these years. She had talked about some guy she's seeing a few times in the past, and at one point I could hear her engaging in "the deed" with someone and she was quite loud. She's French, and I've barely met any French women in my life, so I don't know what they're generally like.

There've been a few times it was clear that someone was flirting with me, but it quickly became apparent that none of them were serious about it.

You’ve had an interesting life, Dorkseid.

Your life is somewhat similar to my life when I was in my 20s/30s.

Perhaps he's encouraging/supportive of her gaining more fans?

I’m flattered when someone says my wife is pretty.

Did your mother convert to Islam and move you to Libya?!

I'm not sure what you mean by an interesting life. I think everyone's life is interesting in some way, particularly to others who didn't live that life.

I remember one time I told someone online that I grew up in Libya, and she thought that sounded like an adventure. I understand why it would seem that way from her perspective, but to me it was just my life. For the most part it was just boring AF.

No. My mother didn’t convert to Islam and move to Libya—but the things that happened to you in your teen and young adult years were similar to what happened to me.

I had single women who did this to me in my 20s. I learned from this experience and will repeat that if a single woman/girl does not make this clear within a few days she is willing to consider "dating/going out" then leave. Otherwise you end up becoming her simp.