Where is the worst place to find a partner?

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26 Jul 2022, 10:47 am

Twilightprincess wrote:

Psych wards

The middle of a forest

Tinder

Well I was in a psych ward once and now live in the middle of the forest :lol:

but I don’t do Tinder.

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26 Jul 2022, 10:48 am

Misslizard wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

Psych wards

The middle of a forest

Tinder

Well I was in a psych ward once and now live in the middle of the forest :lol:

but I don’t do Tinder.

Me too on all points! Well, I don’t live in the woods anymore.

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26 Jul 2022, 10:50 am

In threads where they:

- Tell you what you should and shouldn't like
- Try to shag all the trees in the forest
- Treat friends like disposable nappies

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26 Jul 2022, 11:04 am

At a classical music venue----especially during the concert!

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26 Jul 2022, 11:09 am

kraftiekortie wrote:

At a classical music venue----especially during the concert!

As a young person, I would’ve loved meeting a guy at one of those (before, after, or during intermission), but it’s not very likely.

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26 Jul 2022, 11:30 am

• Wherever the voices in your head tell you to look.

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26 Jul 2022, 11:37 am

At the bank stealing his wife's money, before he leaves her -- and their baby
In a courtroom when he's suing his own children
In a witness protection program
When he's on vacation with his wife
At a pool party during a heatwave, when he's drunk

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26 Jul 2022, 11:43 am

• At an ICE holding facility.
• At the courthouse, right after her paternity suit is dismissed.
• In a police line-up.
• While there is still a groove or "tan line" on her left ring finger.
• Any place if she is drunk, stoned, unconscious, or otherwise unable to give consent.

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26 Jul 2022, 11:48 am

Fnord wrote:

• Any place if she is drunk, stoned, unconscious, or otherwise unable to give consent.

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26 Jul 2022, 11:55 am

Twilightprincess wrote:

Fnord wrote:

• Any place if she is drunk, stoned, unconscious, or otherwise unable to give consent.

Thanks! I am surprised to be the first one to post something like that (although it should have been my first post).

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26 Jul 2022, 11:58 am

Reading 40,000 of your posts and admitting it.
Writing and posting porn stories about you.
Drawing porn pictures to mock you.
"Following" you when you've asked them to stop.
"Following" your friends.
Trying to identify your daughter.

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26 Jul 2022, 12:03 pm

On train tracks with their dog, and a 10-page suicide manifesto in your name.
Buying magazines (whether ammunition or porn).
Recruiting women for snuff films.

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26 Jul 2022, 12:10 pm

A nudist beach

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26 Jul 2022, 12:12 pm

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A nudist beach

Whaddaya Mean? At least you will know right away what he thinks of you!

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