DaLoCo
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06 Feb 2009, 1:20 am
DNForrest wrote:
BellaDonna wrote:
Has any one ever been caught having sex in public? 
Once. But it was unintentional and involved a midget.
Bullsh*t, even intentional sex with a midget takes carefull planning
Bugger, said too much there 
06 Feb 2009, 1:52 am
DaLoCo wrote:
DNForrest wrote:
BellaDonna wrote:
Has any one ever been caught having sex in public?
Once. But it was unintentional and involved a midget.
Bullsh*t, even intentional sex with a midget takes carefull planning
Bugger, said too much there Not when you're drunk at the renaissance fair, and stumble out of the port-o-potty before things are tucked away right when said midget is yawning. (yes, I'm only joking)
06 Feb 2009, 2:02 am
DaLoCo
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06 Feb 2009, 2:58 am
DNForrest wrote:
DaLoCo wrote:
DNForrest wrote:
BellaDonna wrote:
Has any one ever been caught having sex in public?
Once. But it was unintentional and involved a midget.
Bullsh*t, even intentional sex with a midget takes carefull planning
Bugger, said too much there Not when you're drunk at the renaissance fair, and stumble out of the port-o-potty before things are tucked away right when said midget is yawning. (yes, I'm only joking)
You have expressed what I thought, but I had the picture of the restroom at a weird bar in my head
I think that only for this kind of sex can a ladder be seen as a sex toy??
06 Feb 2009, 3:04 am
DaLoCo wrote:
DNForrest wrote:
DaLoCo wrote:
DNForrest wrote:
BellaDonna wrote:
Has any one ever been caught having sex in public?
Once. But it was unintentional and involved a midget.
Bullsh*t, even intentional sex with a midget takes carefull planning
Bugger, said too much there Not when you're drunk at the renaissance fair, and stumble out of the port-o-potty before things are tucked away right when said midget is yawning. (yes, I'm only joking)
You have expressed what I thought, but I had the picture of the restroom at a weird bar in my head
I think that only for this kind of sex can a ladder be seen as a sex toy??Either that or a pogo stick.
DaLoCo
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06 Feb 2009, 3:12 am
DNForrest wrote:
DaLoCo wrote:
DNForrest wrote:
DaLoCo wrote:
DNForrest wrote:
BellaDonna wrote:
Has any one ever been caught having sex in public?
Once. But it was unintentional and involved a midget.
Bullsh*t, even intentional sex with a midget takes carefull planning
Bugger, said too much there Not when you're drunk at the renaissance fair, and stumble out of the port-o-potty before things are tucked away right when said midget is yawning. (yes, I'm only joking)
You have expressed what I thought, but I had the picture of the restroom at a weird bar in my head
I think that only for this kind of sex can a ladder be seen as a sex toy??Either that or a pogo stick.
Whaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa!! !! How do you expect me to survive with that picture in my head
I am going to be laughing all day long now 
gina-ghettoprincess
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06 Feb 2009, 6:53 am
Lulz, how did this conversation become about midget sex?! 
06 Feb 2009, 1:25 pm
08 Feb 2009, 12:55 am
DaLoCo
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09 Feb 2009, 12:26 am
Magnus wrote:
Would you rather have sex with a midget or an alien?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acESqPZtDns[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acESqPZtDns[/youtube]
Well....I think the Vulcan chick from Star Trek would be more appealing than a midget. There are a few from Battlestar Galactica, Farscape.......the possibilities are endless.
Apart from me, i have never met a real alien, so an objective answer cannot be found. PAris Hilton shows some alien tendencies, but the turn on factor too low. No boldly going where no man has gone before
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