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11 Apr 2009, 6:43 am

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A chewing tobacco spitting contest.


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12 Apr 2009, 9:33 pm

Weight Watchers. Or an AA meeting.



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12 Apr 2009, 10:33 pm

A morgue to see your recently deceased friend. lol



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12 Apr 2009, 10:36 pm

Fatal-Noogie wrote:
metelz wrote:
Church. Especially if she isn't Christian.
Conversely, if she's a Christian, you could invite her to an an atheist club meeting.
(I knew a 7th-day-Adventist who discovered I was a member of Secular Society. She gave me the strangest look when she found out. :? )


What would you do if you have a moderate christian or an agnostic? You know, people who tolerate worldviews other than their own...



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13 Apr 2009, 12:05 am

ToadOfSteel wrote:
What would you do if you have a moderate christian or an agnostic? You know, people who tolerate worldviews other than their own...

Then you would have to find another place. For the record, I tolerate world views other than my own, and I don't hold her religion against her.

Here's another place to add to the list:
If she's on edge or stressed out, you could take her to an anger management group therapy session. :lol:


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13 Apr 2009, 12:08 am

^Anger management, the story of my life!

BTW, nice pic of an avie- did you draw it yourself?


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13 Apr 2009, 12:24 am

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For a first date: your bed. :lol:

Blindfold her, take her to your room, sit her down, artfully arrange condoms on the bedspread, then unblindfold her and ask her which one she'd prefer.


Wow, you were very detailed in describing this scenario. Did it happen to you by chance? :P



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13 Apr 2009, 12:29 am

What about for a full medical, she would have to be poked and examined.

Then worst of all she would need to provide a blood sample to check her cell counts.

That is the worst date I can imagine, or is it.

I have one worse,

Invite her back to your house to meet your current wife, and introduce her to your wife as "my new GF". While you introduce your wife as "my dear wife who I love so much". Now imagine how you will be in trouble with both women.


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13 Apr 2009, 2:43 am

A porno theater. In Taxi Driver, Travis takes Betsy to one.

A slaughterhouse. You can sit down with your date and watch the animals be slaughtered while eating your meal.



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13 Apr 2009, 5:00 am

taxidermists, in 3D, connected to the slaughterhouse ^^



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13 Apr 2009, 7:35 am

- Auschwitz
- North Korea
- Chernobyl



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13 Apr 2009, 2:52 pm

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13 Apr 2009, 4:42 pm

Homeless shelter for the free meal

Department of health, claim you need to be checked for some venereal disease

Vegans go to steakhouses, seafood haters to seafood restaurants, etc...



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13 Apr 2009, 8:19 pm

Okay...since imaginary worlds are allowed, the second circle (the lustful) of Dante's hell would be the worst in my opinion of all of them for a dating place; either that or the 8th circle, 1st bolgia (reserved for panderers and seducers). At least one could ice skate in his ninth circle of hell lol.



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13 Apr 2009, 10:26 pm

to the famed trans-atlantic that cannot possibly sink!

imagine how potentially romantic! :O


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