azureflames wrote:
Anyone who is 21 and over, and still a virgin. You should just hire a hooker. You're just missing out one of the best parts of life.
this is nonsense. best? hooker? come on.
why do people think sex is this overly magical thing anyway?
people: STOP BELIEVING THE MOVIES.
movies like "american pie" are the worst as*holes of all movies, blowing it up into the unrecognizeable, i SHIVER with fury when i watch that utter garbage. i cant even begin, but ill say what pisses me off more than the stereotypes, is the "nice guy" image, the "perfect moment", waiting untill its "perfect", "perfect perfect perfect"
its just sex. in and out, and i think the average duration was 5 or 10 minutes.
its just flesh, saliva, sweat, bodily fluids, and lame noises.
of course it feels nice, but so does a burger, and the burger's quiet.
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