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fluffysaurus
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17 Dec 2017, 6:43 am

Grimnir wrote:

hale_bopp wrote:

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Women when looking for a guy: He needs to have a nice house, nice car, well paying job, be in shape, know how to read her body language, be taller than her, be social

Men when looking for a woman: Don't be fat and don't be b*tchy
Yet naturally men get all the hate for being shallow.

I can tell you’re never going to get anyone. No, I’m not fat, either.

You don't even know me. I won't get anyone, because I speak the truth and refuse to live in delusion? What, do you just scour the forums to make comments like that? I can tell YOU might get with someone, because well you're a woman and any woman can find a man. I just feel sorry for the guy you get with. If you're this bitchy online, who knows how bad you are in real life. By the way, I dated someone who is schizophrenic. Anything you could say to me pales in comparison to what I've dealt with.

I don't have a problem with people being honest that they want someone slim or rich or make great bacon baps (ok that might just be me) as long as they are honest and don't get personal about and I've said so.

But I do feel that a lot of reasonable comments get overlooked because some people are looking for their own beliefs to be confirmed ie men are shallow or women are gold diggers.

This is exacerbated by this view 'you're a woman and any woman can find a man' which appears to be a widely held view by some men on here. All we have to do is stand still and we'll get offers right? wrong! there's more. I'd tell you what that more is but I don't know what it is because I'M A STUPID ASPERGER! so I haven't been doing it.

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17 Dec 2017, 8:00 am

fluffysaurus wrote:

or make great bacon baps (ok that might just be me)

How dare you be so shallow fluffy!

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17 Dec 2017, 8:41 am

Phrygian wrote:

fluffysaurus wrote:

or make great bacon baps (ok that might just be me)

How dare you be so shallow fluffy!

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17 Dec 2017, 8:48 am

What’s a bacon bap?

I guess I’m out, then :cry:

I bet Fluffysaurus is really cute

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17 Dec 2017, 9:02 am

I look just like my avatar

It's almost impossible to muck up a bacon bap. Fry bacon until almost burnt, put in a bread roll (bap).

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17 Dec 2017, 10:41 am

Vegetarian but I would like 1 bacon bap... Someday...

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17 Dec 2017, 11:47 am

fluffysaurus wrote:

I look just like my avatar

It's almost impossible to muck up a bacon bap. Fry bacon until almost burnt, put in a bread roll (bap).

We have a cannibal in here...

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17 Dec 2017, 12:03 pm

That pig is actually adorable....

You should have watched “Green Acres.” It had a really smart pig named Arnold Ziffel.

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17 Dec 2017, 12:23 pm

Fireblossom wrote:

fluffysaurus wrote:

I look just like my avatar

It's almost impossible to muck up a bacon bap. Fry bacon until almost burnt, put in a bread roll (bap).

We have a cannibal in here...

Sows are known to be cannibal.

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17 Dec 2017, 12:25 pm

He he, I found a clip of Arnold on youtube. He's nearly as cute as me, but not quite

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17 Dec 2017, 12:28 pm

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Vegetarian but I would like 1 bacon bap... Someday...

It can be hard to stop at one.

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17 Dec 2017, 12:32 pm

You should watch “Green Acres.” It had absurdist types of comedy.

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18 Dec 2017, 8:21 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

You should watch “Green Acres.” It had absurdist types of comedy.

RIP Eva Gabor...now there was one hot fat girl!!

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20 Dec 2017, 8:45 pm

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Back when I was young and pretty and slender, a hockey superstar humiliated me in public. He had the whole Forum looking at me, thinking it was funny that he had caught me ogling him, and he was ogling back big-time, and I had nowhere to hide. It went on till I thought I would die.

I woke in the middle of that night shovelling a huge bowl of freshly-made spaghetti into my mouth. Spaghetti that I must have cooked in my sleep, because I didn't wake till it was half eaten.

I gained 50 pounds and gained some peace.

I'm delighted to report that after being haunted for 30 years by that trauma, it was gone the day after I told you guys all about it. I had never told anybody before. Now it's gone, just gone. I still had a few pics of him in screensaver and I deleted them. He's not handsome any more, which anybody but me could have told you.

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21 Dec 2017, 7:42 am

Claradoon wrote:

That's really good to know

I tend to find that things stay with me, winding me up, until I tell someone, then I feel able to let go of them.

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