Why wouldn't you date the user above you?

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awes
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20 Jul 2011, 8:23 pm

she thinks carpets are persons.
...which is somehow cute but no, carpets aren't persons...^^



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20 Jul 2011, 8:24 pm

He is confused....I don't think carpets are people.



awes
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20 Jul 2011, 8:25 pm

...as far as I know... ^^



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20 Jul 2011, 8:26 pm

she thinks I was confused which hurts my self-assurance



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20 Jul 2011, 8:26 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
He is confused....I don't think carpets are people.


Carpets are people and she steps on them without even a thought.



awes
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20 Jul 2011, 8:31 pm

he's an embittered old man who knows how cruel the world can be and actually is.
I'd prefer to suffer myself, so I can get embittered too.^^



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20 Jul 2011, 8:31 pm

He cares about carpets, but doesn't give a second thought about wood or tile.Just because they are stronger and tougher doesn't mean that they don't have feelings!



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20 Jul 2011, 8:31 pm

hähä, I was first!



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20 Jul 2011, 8:33 pm

He beat me too the punch... :?



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20 Jul 2011, 8:33 pm

and stones feel sad and lonely if you don't walk over them.



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20 Jul 2011, 8:39 pm

I wouldn't date the user above me cause he is a nasty b****itch



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20 Jul 2011, 8:42 pm

Swears.



awes
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20 Jul 2011, 8:43 pm

no... this was a lie.... so the next thing about to come is that I'm not always true, right?



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20 Jul 2011, 8:44 pm

yeah, fockerdoodle, finally I'm a Yellow-bellied Woodpecker, awesome! xD



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21 Jul 2011, 1:34 am

He's a yellow-bellied woodpecker!



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21 Jul 2011, 1:45 am

He's not mormon. :(