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03 Mar 2023, 2:49 am

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We had a run-in with a horse-sized white poodle with purple shoes today. Bear nearly died of fear.


F is in love with a dread locked Rasta black standard poodle, she's very slu*ty


F meaning Ferret, or the other F? 8O :mrgreen:


the other F :mrgreen:


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03 Mar 2023, 3:40 am

I would wear a sexy cowboy outfit.

And this straw man… ooo, it would make even the waiters swoon.

And the chef.

And the taxi driver.

Everyone. 8O

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m8iIFRg-_s4




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My entire ensemble. 8)

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My entire ensemble. 8)

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03 Mar 2023, 7:18 am

^ Only 10cm! Howz that going to measure my huge pendulous





belly?


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They look a bit like Kip.


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Woman 1: Do you want a good giggle?
Woman 2: Sure.
Woman 1: Don Juan send me another dick pic.
Woman 2: OMG Becky I'm gonna puke.


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03 Mar 2023, 8:59 am

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^ Only 10cm! Howz that going to measure my huge pendulous





belly?

I did some analysis and have concluded that it's actually 10 inches measured from the top edge of the waistband (If you look closely you'll see that the first 3 inches aren't visible).

Should be way more than enough.


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03 Mar 2023, 9:11 am

^ Thanks for being kind Max but my belly is huge :mrgreen: .

I also think the unit is cm not inches.


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